You just can't please a woman !!!!! (126)
Brew01: I'll have to train another guy for that..afterall, you know it's easier to nail jello to a tree than it is to teach a woman how to breath
ahhhhh if we breath just right..... drives you guys crazy.....
hmmmm so if you only know women that don't know how to breath... does that mean Suzy Blow up is at your place? Hey I won't hold it against you for preferring lifeless females.... You should try a real live one..... you might get a BIG suprise....
KHD100: ahhhhh if we breath just right..... drives you guys crazy.....
hmmmm so if you only know women that don't know how to breath... does that mean Suzy Blow up is at your place? Hey I won't hold it against you for preferring lifeless females.... You should try a real live one..... you might get a BIG suprise....
hmmmm so if you only know women that don't know how to breath... does that mean Suzy Blow up is at your place? Hey I won't hold it against you for preferring lifeless females.... You should try a real live one..... you might get a BIG suprise....
I'll have you know, I'm not seeing Suzy anymore.. she can't go the distance.. the last night with her, we started off on the couch, slid down onto the floor, the foreplay was going great, right up til I bit her tit, she farted, flew out the window, and I haven't seen her since
Brew01: I'll have you know, I'm not seeing Suzy anymore.. she can't go the distance.. the last night with her, we started off on the couch, slid down onto the floor, the foreplay was going great, right up til I bit her tit, she farted, flew out the window, and I haven't seen her since
I posted a joke for you in the laughter is .... thread....
KHD100: I posted a joke for you in the laughter is .... thread....
I know, and now I know what happened to Suzy
Brew01: I know, and now I know what happened to Suzy
Naaaaaaaa you just need to get brave and try a real true to life real Suzy
KHD100: Thought it was in the trunk of the car with the dog.... for about an hr?
You did ask..... guess which one would be happy to see you. :0)
You did ask..... guess which one would be happy to see you. :0)
and there she goes people..off out into the ozone again...
Brew01: and there she goes people..off out into the ozone again...
You don't know about that test for men?????
Ok here it goes..... How can you tell who is always happy to see you? Your best friend the dog or the wife/girlfriend?
Take your wife/girlfriend and the dog, stuff them in the trunk for an hr....
Who will be happy to see you when you open the trunk?
KHD100: You don't know about that test for men?????
Ok here it goes..... How can you tell who is always happy to see you? Your best friend the dog or the wife/girlfriend?
Take your wife/girlfriend and the dog, stuff them in the trunk for an hr....
Who will be happy to see you when you open the trunk?
Ok here it goes..... How can you tell who is always happy to see you? Your best friend the dog or the wife/girlfriend?
Take your wife/girlfriend and the dog, stuff them in the trunk for an hr....
Who will be happy to see you when you open the trunk?
Who said if I did put my wife or girlfriend in a trunk, I'd ever be dumb enough to let her out again ?
Brew01: Who said if I did put my wife or girlfriend in a trunk, I'd ever be dumb enough to let her out again ?
OK so it's a test for DUMB men. .... there are lots of them you know.
KHD100: OK so it's a test for DUMB men. .... there are lots of them you know.
admit it sweetcheeks, I'm your worse nightmare
KHD100: see what happens when I have to cook for myself, not have a tea yet....... cheap date..... don't need booze to get silly.
Tea ??? yuck, put some JD in it, it'll taste better
Brew01: Tea ??? yuck, put some JD in it, it'll taste better
JD????????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that's the ex's initials.......... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wanna good one??? :-)
My family could never spell my married name correctly First 2 letters are DU.... but my relatives would Spell it DE.... the DE version of spelling my married name, meant delusional.
KHD100: JD????????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that's the ex's initials.......... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wanna good one??? :-)
My family could never spell my married name correctly First 2 letters are DU.... but my relatives would Spell it DE.... the DE version of spelling my married name, meant delusional.
Wanna good one??? :-)
My family could never spell my married name correctly First 2 letters are DU.... but my relatives would Spell it DE.... the DE version of spelling my married name, meant delusional.
Fine then add a can of beer to your tea
Brew01: Fine then add a can of beer to your tea
Beer in tea............
How about no tea and a vodka cooler?
KHD100: Beer in tea............ How about no tea and a vodka cooler?
close, but how about, instead of a volka cooler..just stright volka
Brew01: close, but how about, instead of a volka cooler..just stright volka
Isn't that more or less what a vodka cooler is....... don't mind my ignorance........ its that or the small bottle of red wine I bought for my 50th...... that I sill did not drink
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I'll have to train another guy for that..afterall, you know it's easier to nail jello to a tree than it is to teach a woman how to breath