You just can't please a woman !!!!! (126)
KHD100: Do you own a shovel????
Why, will I have to shovel my way out of the bull you're about to sling again ?
Brew01: Why, will I have to shovel my way out of the bull you're about to sling again ?
Good one, but nah..... has a longer reach and when you least expect it.
KHD100: Good one, but nah..... has a longer reach and when you least expect it.
If it's something for a longer reach that you need, then I have just the "tool" you need
Brew01: If it's something for a longer reach that you need, then I have just the "tool" you need
Another this |_____________| is 12 inches?
KHD100: Another this |_____________| is 12 inches?
12 inches ??? maybe from the floor...
what is more dangerous is a women with a frying pan.
kitty01: what is more dangerous is a women with a frying pan.
A cat with claws.
KHD100: A cat with claws.
one word - declawed
kitty01: what is more dangerous is a women with a frying pan.
Stirring up a hornets nest of women with rolling pins?
A woman with a hot frying pan?
I think I will be avoiding Edmonton for awhile.
Loner1960: HAHAHA that happens to be my other name.
Brew, were you hopeing that at least 1/2 the frying pans and rolling pins would be aimed at someone else?
Brew, were you hopeing that at least 1/2 the frying pans and rolling pins would be aimed at someone else?
Why should only my skull get all dented up ?
Brew01: Why should only my skull get all dented up ?
Hhm....... with all this talking about rolling pins/frying pans ................... did you guys forget about my steak??????
P.S. I do own a rolling pin - but rarely use it ....... even for making goodies ....... but I'll give it a try for the right guy!
P.S. I do own a rolling pin - but rarely use it ....... even for making goodies ....... but I'll give it a try for the right guy!
langleygirl: Hhm....... with all this talking about rolling pins/frying pans ................... did you guys forget about my steak??????
P.S. I do own a rolling pin - but rarely use it ....... even for making goodies ....... but I'll give it a try for the right guy!
P.S. I do own a rolling pin - but rarely use it ....... even for making goodies ....... but I'll give it a try for the right guy!
So that's what the frying pan was for, to cook the steak. Here it was being aimed at me at high speed.
Now how am I to get a hot cooked steak to BC without it getting cold?
Loner1960: So that's what the frying pan was for, to cook the steak. Here it was being aimed at me at high speed.
Now how am I to get a hot cooked steak to BC without it getting cold?
Now how am I to get a hot cooked steak to BC without it getting cold?
Well geeze ...... if you were smart - you'd invite yourself to dinner - silly!
langleygirl: Well geeze ...... if you were smart - you'd invite yourself to dinner - silly!
Careful loner1960, if she opens the door with a rolling pin in her hand, don't ask questions, don't be shy, just be afraid, very afraid, and don't let your feet fail you, head for the hills and run like you have a cop after you with a tazer in one hand, and a half eaten donut in the other
Brew01: Careful loner1960, if she opens the door with a rolling pin in her hand, don't ask questions, don't be shy, just be afraid, very afraid, and don't let your feet fail you, head for the hills and run like you have a cop after you with a tazer in one hand, and a half eaten donut in the other
Brew01: What kind of cats ?
The kind that is like a fine wine.... better as we age.
I have a feeling Brew will like this one.
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an
attractive man standing alone. She approached him.
'Hi .... My name is Carmen', she told him.
'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family
name?'
'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects
the things I like most -- cars and men.'
'What's your name?' she asked.
He said, 'B.J. Titsenbeer'
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an
attractive man standing alone. She approached him.
'Hi .... My name is Carmen', she told him.
'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family
name?'
'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects
the things I like most -- cars and men.'
'What's your name?' she asked.
He said, 'B.J. Titsenbeer'
KHD100: I have a feeling Brew will like this one.
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an
attractive man standing alone. She approached him.
'Hi .... My name is Carmen', she told him.
'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family
name?'
'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects
the things I like most -- cars and men.'
'What's your name?' she asked.
He said, 'B.J. Titsenbeer'
I like your stories this one and the one above,A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an
attractive man standing alone. She approached him.
'Hi .... My name is Carmen', she told him.
'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family
name?'
'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects
the things I like most -- cars and men.'
'What's your name?' she asked.
He said, 'B.J. Titsenbeer'
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