Mosquitos LOVE me!!!.... (30)

Jun 13, 2008 9:30 AM CST Mosquitos LOVE me!!!....
MARTI
MARTIMARTImsida, Majjistral Malta44 Threads 2,726 Posts
Lagoona22: Yeah....I'm such a dog....I've even started scratching those hard-to-get-to bites with my hind leg.....


You just have to cool those patches by dab them with cold water or dive in the bath and stay under water...laugh laugh
Jun 13, 2008 9:32 AM CST Mosquitos LOVE me!!!....
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Yeah.....I should be ashamed of meself.....haven't even been for a swim yet.....



doh


MARTI: You just have to cool those patches by dab them with cold water or dive in the bath and stay under water...
Jun 13, 2008 9:37 AM CST Mosquitos LOVE me!!!....
MARTI
MARTIMARTImsida, Majjistral Malta44 Threads 2,726 Posts
Lagoona22: Yeah.....I should be ashamed of meself.....haven't even been for a swim yet.....


Me!!!....once, cause when i get some free time the weather changes crying
Jun 13, 2008 9:45 AM CST Mosquitos LOVE me!!!....
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
MARTI: You just have to cool those patches by dab them with cold water or dive in the bath and stay under water...




Oh yes, of course ... thats another solution! You just sleep in a bath of water - using a straw to breath .... guaranteed no mosquito bites!
Jun 13, 2008 9:53 AM CST Mosquitos LOVE me!!!....
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Yeah...but if they've learned to chew their way thru netting, maybe they can learn to dive too??....


elephant


smoky: Oh yes, of course ... thats another solution! You just sleep in a bath of water - using a straw to breath .... guaranteed no mosquito bites!
Jun 23, 2008 2:27 PM CST Mosquitos LOVE me!!!....
Ladyshay
LadyshayLadyshayChalus, Nouvelle-Aquitaine France3 Posts
Lagoona22: I don't know why, but I seem to attract mosquitos like a magnet.....am I too sweet or what??....


Of course! Nothing wrong in that. However on a serious note - Get hold of some Avon Skin So Soft "soft & fresh" Dry oil body spray. It's the only thing that I have found that works. The scent will not be too overpowering for a man to use - and it will stop the misery of of being bitten and/or smelling of DDT! Good Luck!
Jun 23, 2008 3:04 PM CST Mosquitos LOVE me!!!....
guiriman
guirimanguirimansouth of milan, Lombardy Italy53 Threads 6 Polls 2,128 Posts
if you rub yourself in lemons, it does the same thing at a fraction of the price.


Ladyshay: Of course! Nothing wrong in that. However on a serious note - Get hold of some Avon Skin So Soft "soft & fresh" Dry oil body spray. It's the only thing that I have found that works. The scent will not be too overpowering for a man to use - and it will stop the misery of of being bitten and/or smelling of DDT! Good Luck!
Jun 23, 2008 3:52 PM CST Mosquitos LOVE me!!!....
Elley
ElleyElleyCadiz, Andalusia Spain131 Threads 1 Polls 2,808 Posts
I,m with Marti on this one. Ever since I started to use those plug in thingies hardly ever bitten. Raid they call em here, 99 percent proof.thumbs up
Jun 23, 2008 4:12 PM CST Mosquitos LOVE me!!!....
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
guiriman: if you rub yourself in lemons, it does the same thing at a fraction of the price.


You gonna bleach all your suntan away!cheers
Jun 23, 2008 4:13 PM CST Mosquitos LOVE me!!!....
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
I currently use those plug-in-thingies.....the one I have seems to kill mosquitoes in flight.....but I'm starting to think....divide my body mass by the weight of a mosquito....then multiply by 365....I reckon it'll take me 3 years to suddenly drop dead from Thingy-Poisoning....so here's my solution...(and I personally think it's quite elegant).....a large, romantic, victorian mosquito net hanging above the bed from the ceiling. This will most certainly catch all mosquitoes, and possibly a few women as well.....


rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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