An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if There was anything wrong.. 'Yes, Nurse Tracy,' said Mr. Goldstein, 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my Condolences.'
The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Goldstein,' she Said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your Pajamas.'
But, Nurse Tracy,' replied Mr. Goldstein, 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.' 'Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pa jamas?'
1. The player will furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
2. Owner of the course must approve equipment before play may begin.
3. Unlike regular golf, the object of the game is to get the club into the hole, while keeping the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. The course owner may check the stiffness of the shaft before allowing play to commence.
5. Course owner reserves the right to restrict the shaft length, so as to avoid damage to the course.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as possible, until the course owner is satisfied. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.
7. Players are cautioned to play the correct hole, as indicated by the course owner.
8. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. Experienced players will admire the course, paying special attention to the well formed bunkers.
9. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played recently to the owner of the course presently being played.
10. If the course to be played is temporarily under repair, player is advised to find alternate means of play.
11. It is considered outstanding form to play the hole several times in one match.
12. Course owners shall be the judge of who is the best player.
13. It is considered bad form to reveal your score to other players, or even that you have played the course.
14. Players are encouraged to have the proper rain gear along, just in case.
15. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to play at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner's request.
16. Players are advised to think twice before considering membership at a given course. Additional assesments may be levied by the course owner, and the rules are subject to change. For this reason, many players prefer to continue to play several different courses
cristina: i suppose you had great time there wolf? i really wish i'd help some day, just for the fun of it...really cool
Met a lot of interesting people. One person I sat with before He went to heaven was there when the flag was raised on Iwo Jima. Hearing those stories is cool
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One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if
There was anything wrong.. 'Yes, Nurse Tracy,' said Mr. Goldstein, 'My
Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy she replied,
'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my Condolences.'
The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private
Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Goldstein,' she
Said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your
Private Part back inside your Pajamas.'
But, Nurse Tracy,' replied Mr. Goldstein, 'I told you yesterday that my
Private Part died.'
'Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pa jamas?'
'Well,' he replied, 'Today's the viewing.'