A young cowboy walked into a seedy cafe in Prescott, AZ.
He sat at the counter and noticed an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asked the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turned his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner said, "Nah, you go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reached over, slid the bowl over to his place, and started spooning it in with delight.
He got nearly down to the bottom and noticed a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately barfed up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly said, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."
Ok...really going back to work now....just had to "share"....lol
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A young cowboy walked into a seedy cafe in Prescott, AZ.
He sat at the counter and noticed an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asked the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turned his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner said, "Nah, you go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reached over, slid the bowl over to his place, and started spooning it in with delight.
He got nearly down to the bottom and noticed a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately barfed up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly said, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."
Ok...really going back to work now....just had to "share"....lol