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darlyndatazewell, Tennessee USA49 Threads 4 Polls 1,093 Postsbubba and ray(civil engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. a woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "we are supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said bubba, "but we dont have a ladder." the woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, and announced, "eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. ray shook his head and laughed, "aint that just like a woman! we ask for height and she gives us lenght!"....................................bubba and ray are currently working for the government, supervising the reconstruction of the new orleans levees.
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darlynda: bubba and ray(civil engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. a woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "we are supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said bubba, "but we dont have a ladder." the woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, and announced, "eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. ray shook his head and laughed, "aint that just like a woman! we ask for height and she gives us lenght!"....................................bubba and ray are currently working for the government, supervising the reconstruction of the new orleans levees.
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Hey my name is Ray and I am a civil engineer......
Plus, that story isn't believable...... no woman could find anything in her purse that fast or without dumping it out...
Zee
ps. my name isn't ray and I'm not a civil engineer....
Plus, that story isn't believable...... no woman could find anything in her purse that fast or without dumping it out...
Zee
ps. my name isn't ray and I'm not a civil engineer....
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Zeelander: Hey my name is Ray and I am a civil engineer......
Plus, that story isn't believable...... no woman could find anything in her purse that fast or without dumping it out...
Zee
ps. my name isn't ray and I'm not a civil engineer....
Plus, that story isn't believable...... no woman could find anything in her purse that fast or without dumping it out...
Zee
ps. my name isn't ray and I'm not a civil engineer....
That's not new on here or any site.Alot of people arn't who they say nor do they have employment they put in profile.Sad but true.You were just honest about it
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nomindgames: That's not new on here or any site.Alot of people arn't who they say nor do they have employment they put in profile.Sad but true.You were just honest about it
I think the point might have been missed.... but that's ok, it wasn't that funny.
Zee
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zeelander i got the joke! just like men but i do admit some women are worse than that!
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Zeelander: Hey my name is Ray and I am a civil engineer......
Plus, that story isn't believable...... no woman could find anything in her purse that fast or without dumping it out...
Zee
ps. my name isn't ray and I'm not a civil engineer....
Plus, that story isn't believable...... no woman could find anything in her purse that fast or without dumping it out...
Zee
ps. my name isn't ray and I'm not a civil engineer....
i got it
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baileysqueen: zeelander i got the joke! just like men but i do admit some women are worse than that!
So true.... I was married to a woman who could find anything in her purse, then tell me that I'm no different because I always lost my keys too... Most of the time when she couldn't find her keys she would take mine..... I would ask her to dump her purse and there would be both sets of keys... LOL.
Zee
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darlynda: i got it
My joking days are now done.....
IT WASN"T THAT FUNNY....
Y'all are making me feel bad....
Zee
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why are we making you feel bad?! and yes i do that i lose my keys and purse and phone every single day if i didn't have my head screwed on i reckon i would lose that too!
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Zeelander: My joking days are now done.....
IT WASN"T THAT FUNNY....
Y'all are making me feel bad....
Zee
i am sooooo sorry....dont feel badIT WASN"T THAT FUNNY....
Y'all are making me feel bad....
Zee
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shipoker55: ....Will they be moving on to Iowa now???
who me? and if so why iowa?
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the engineers!!
You know, the levee breaks and the floods
hellooooooooo
You know, the levee breaks and the floods
hellooooooooo
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shipoker55: the engineers!!
You know, the levee breaks and the floods hellooooooooo
You know, the levee breaks and the floods hellooooooooo
The people of Iowa didn't whine about a little water, so you don't see the coverage. They just picked up am went on with their lives.
Zee
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shipoker55: the engineers!!
You know, the levee breaks and the floods hellooooooooo
sorry airhead momentYou know, the levee breaks and the floods hellooooooooo
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