Chatting Up Chicks (240)
THEN! say..
I need someone to road test my new pillow top mattress.. know any one?
I need someone to road test my new pillow top mattress.. know any one?
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Handyman81: A friend of mine was in a bar with my brother and they saw
a beautiful woman walk in. One said,
"she has the most beautiful eyes"
the other replied, "she got eyes???"
a beautiful woman walk in. One said,
"she has the most beautiful eyes"
the other replied, "she got eyes???"
hahah
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Handyman81: A friend of mine was in a bar with my brother and they saw
a beautiful woman walk in. One said,
"she has the most beautiful eyes"
the other replied, "she got eyes???"
a beautiful woman walk in. One said,
"she has the most beautiful eyes"
the other replied, "she got eyes???"
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Claayer: THEN! say..
I need someone to road test my new pillow top mattress.. know any one?
I need someone to road test my new pillow top mattress.. know any one?
goodluck Claire Ive had my new bed over a year now. It's still a virgin ------ This thread is Archived ------
sxc666: goodluck Claire Ive had my new bed over a year now. It's still a virgin
yeah it IS a concern ------ This thread is Archived ------
Handyman81: want to break it in?
maiden voyage and all
you know what I mean?
maiden voyage and all
you know what I mean?
yeah.. speaking of cheesey chat up lines..
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sxc666: goodluck Claire Ive had my new bed over a year now. It's still a virgin
maybe you need help changing that
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Claayer: yeah.. speaking of cheesey chat up lines..
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Handyman81: Hey Claayer, my friend across the bar wants to know if you think 'm cute.
Whyyyy yessss
you have the skin of smooooth alabaster------ This thread is Archived ------
skimpydoo: maybe you need help changing that
Hello Skimpy 
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Handyman81: would you join me in a nice glass of wine?
see.. that's okay.. yeah I might.
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Handyman81: would you join me in a nice glass of wine?
Na, but fancy a root.
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Claayer: see.. that's okay.. yeah I might.
A woman that keeps her options opennnn...
Yea I might------ This thread is Archived ------
Bowie: hahahah you just need to hang your cowboy hat over the post. Good lord girl, you must be some freakn fussy. hmmm.... maybe thats my problem.
It's a brand new metal framed bed.. (I bought the mattress separately)..
BUT!.. that frame has GOT to before it sees any gymnastics...
its awwwful...
Eeeek Eeeek Eeeek Eeekk Squeeeak Eeeeek..
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Justme4uok: A woman that keeps her options opennnn... Yea I might
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Handyman81: Hey, I'm not that easy, you'll have to work to get me.
Pffft! I've given up working on men..
I'm sitting back next time..
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I've always been really clumsy when it comes to pick up lines.
I think it has come naturally
If it's forced, she can always tell that your trying too hard.
I find it better to just be honest and maybe say, I'm not very good at pick up lines. Some will find that endearing and refreshing.
Some will think you're boring..but to me, the safest route to take is to be yourself.
I think it has come naturally
If it's forced, she can always tell that your trying too hard.
I find it better to just be honest and maybe say, I'm not very good at pick up lines. Some will find that endearing and refreshing.
Some will think you're boring..but to me, the safest route to take is to be yourself.
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skimpydoo: maybe you need help changing that
What are you most well 'worked' chat up lines Skimpy?
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hmmmm spuds do have eyes........pffft