Health tip of the month! ( Archived) (6)

Jun 28, 2008 4:44 PM CST Health tip of the month!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
This health tip was sent in by nine finger Louie of L.A. (lower Arkansas).



Deer frinds,

Iffen you has troubles with himroids and can't get them slippery little bullets up you butt for curin himroids.......hears wut ya do. Get in the shower and get the water warm and relax.....then put won of them peanut smellin bullets up your butt.....butt it keeps a pokin back out...right. well to stop this....just as you put the bullet in your butt...turn off the hot water.....the shocks of cold water will make your butt slam shut and the damn thing stays in.......also be sure to get your finger out quick or you could loose it .

Yo frin,

Nine finger Louie.
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Jun 28, 2008 4:46 PM CST Health tip of the month!
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
laugh laugh laugh uh oh
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Sep 6, 2008 8:08 PM CST Health tip of the month!
EZGOING1
EZGOING1EZGOING1Bowling Green, Kentucky USA2 Threads 67 Posts
THAT'S FUNNY. I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE.
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Sep 6, 2008 8:12 PM CST Health tip of the month!
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: This health tip was sent in by nine finger Louie of L.A. (lower Arkansas).
Deer frinds,

Iffen you has troubles with himroids and can't get them slippery little bullets up you butt for curin himroids.......hears wut ya do. Get in the shower and get the water warm and relax.....then put won of them peanut smellin bullets up your butt.....butt it keeps a pokin back out...right. well to stop this....just as you put the bullet in your butt...turn off the hot water.....the shocks of cold water will make your butt slam shut and the damn thing stays in.......also be sure to get your finger out quick or you could loose it .

Yo frin,

Nine finger Louie.


hahaha!! rolling on the floor laughing

Helloo Rilly... wave hug

I had a client once.. who was up in the hoist above the bed while we were changing the dressings on his bum..

We had to pop in two suppositories too..


In went the first one no problemo..

But as the 2nd one was being opened..

Suppository numero uno.. came flying back OUT of like a bullet from a gun..

and shot off the end off the bed.




rolling on the floor laughing

and obviously.. we are not allowed to laugh..



laugh
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Sep 6, 2008 8:13 PM CST Health tip of the month!
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
Oh.. hello back in June Rilly.. giggle

I didnt see this had been bumped laugh
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Sep 6, 2008 8:15 PM CST Health tip of the month!
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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