Never been arrested, never gotten a ticket and the only time I sat in a police car was when the cop let us because they wouldn't let us return to our own car because a gas station was on fire and my car was parked close by.
Yeah I know... I think that my life is sooooo boring when I read some of the other stories....but then I think about it and I've gone through alot of other crap that just doesn't give you a record.
Ok, I'm really sorry you asked this because I vividly remember having been incarcerated a couple times in my youth. I mean, I vividly remember having sat in jail cells more than once.
Now for the real shocker! I can't for the life of me remember why I was there. I'm serious!
I am having mental problems associated with memory loss though so I have a good excuse,... I'm mentally ill. :o)
I'm sure that whatever I was in jail for I was innocent. (hee hee)
I might add also that it was never for an extended period of time. And the only thing I can be pretty sure of it that it wasn't due to alcohol intoxication. Hmmmmmm?
Ok, I do remember that once was for possession of grass. And I think the other time was for carrying a 44 magnum without a permit. Except I had a permit! I just didn't have the permit with me like the idiot I am.
There,...I remembered. I was thrown in jail for being an idiot!
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