Please type some of the sayings u like (278)
epicureAlanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey401 Threads 10 Polls 5,224 PostsRillyNiceGuy: A saleman is like a baby......he smiles and giggle........then craps ya!
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I really like this one
"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death." -Albert Einstein
"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death." -Albert Einstein
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epicure: aren't women the same? Oh sh** forgot there'r many women here
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The_Kansan: If one picture is worth ten thousand words, then one twenty-five-hundredth of a picture should be worth four words.
And if Helen of Troy had the face that launched a thousand ships, and a picture is worth ten thousand words, doesn't that mean that one picture of Helen's face should be worth ten million ships?
And if the night has a thousand eyes, and getting there is half the fun, then getting there at night would require five hundred eyes.
And if getting there is half the fun, and half a loaf is better than none, would getting halfway there with a whole loaf be more or less fun?
And if half a loaf is better than none, the night has a thousand eyes, a picture is worth ten thousand words, getting there is half the fun and Helen of Troy had the face that launched a thousand ships, then in a picture taken at night from from a ship that is halfway there, how much fun would Helen be having if she were holding a full loaf? And could you see it in her eyes?
Ok, now suppose Helen of Troy lived in a halfway house....
And if Helen of Troy had the face that launched a thousand ships, and a picture is worth ten thousand words, doesn't that mean that one picture of Helen's face should be worth ten million ships?
And if the night has a thousand eyes, and getting there is half the fun, then getting there at night would require five hundred eyes.
And if getting there is half the fun, and half a loaf is better than none, would getting halfway there with a whole loaf be more or less fun?
And if half a loaf is better than none, the night has a thousand eyes, a picture is worth ten thousand words, getting there is half the fun and Helen of Troy had the face that launched a thousand ships, then in a picture taken at night from from a ship that is halfway there, how much fun would Helen be having if she were holding a full loaf? And could you see it in her eyes?
Ok, now suppose Helen of Troy lived in a halfway house....
And in the same vein......
Why do they put cat´s eyes
in the middle of the road?Because if they used cat´s arses they would need twice as many cats.......
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ok I'm correcting. Aren't some of the women like this?
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ok TINA I'm correcting. Aren't some of the women like this?
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Be thankful that you have a life, and forsake your vain and presumptuous desire for a second one. - Richard Dawkins
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Pardon the atheist quotes Im a little on the bored side of things
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Everywhere you go....there you are....
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"that thread had some of my funnniest material" 
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...after all, tomorrow is another day
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arabella: ...after all, tomorrow is another day
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arabella: ...after all, tomorrow is another day
In a movie there was a replicYoung man comes back from prison talking to his mum
Do u know what I've missed the most
Sunrise
This morning I've watched the sunrise
The sun is rising very beautiful mum
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"Stubborness does have its helpful features. You always know what you're going to be thinking tomorrow".
(Ack. Glen Beaman )
(Ack. Glen Beaman )
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roseofsharon: "Stubborness does have its helpful features. You always know what you're going to be thinking tomorrow".
(Ack. Glen Beaman )
As a Capricorn I make that use of stuborness(Ack. Glen Beaman )
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epicure: As a Capricorn I make that use of stuborness
Ohhh nooooo.... you're NOT a Capricorn are you??!! Really??
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Shanmariee: Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes! That way if they get mad, you're already a mile away!
AND..... you have their shoes!!
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