New Blonde Joke ( Archived) (20)

Jul 29, 2008 8:29 PM CST New Blonde Joke
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA86 Threads 460 Posts
Ok, new blonde joke:
A blonde was walking along when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it is directly over her. The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open or that would have hit me right in the face !!"
rolling on the floor laughing doh dancing
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Jul 29, 2008 8:30 PM CST New Blonde Joke
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
barf
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Jul 29, 2008 8:31 PM CST New Blonde Joke
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
ohh thats bad laugh laugh
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Jul 29, 2008 8:33 PM CST New Blonde Joke
lotsofluv
lotsofluvlotsofluvBlaine, USA7 Threads 259 Posts
all I can say is stupid
I have a blond joke also why do blonds put TGIF on their tennis shoes?
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Jul 29, 2008 8:39 PM CST New Blonde Joke
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
lotsofluv: all I can say is stupid
I have a blond joke also why do blonds put TGIF on their tennis shoes?


I give up?
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Jul 29, 2008 8:56 PM CST New Blonde Joke
lotsofluv
lotsofluvlotsofluvBlaine, USA7 Threads 259 Posts
so they know that their toes go in first tongue
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Jul 29, 2008 8:59 PM CST New Blonde Joke
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
lotsofluv: so they know that their toes go in first


rolling on the floor laughing I'd actually heard it before and forgot and it's been a long day. Maybe I'm turning blonde?
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Jul 29, 2008 9:10 PM CST New Blonde Joke
Charli15695
Charli15695Charli15695Dallas, Texas USA22 Threads 1,223 Posts
As a brunette - I'm not offended - but you better hole - could be some very mad blondes on here.....rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 29, 2008 9:21 PM CST New Blonde Joke
countryangel79
countryangel79countryangel79chardon, Ohio USA2 Threads 644 Posts
Charli15695: As a brunette - I'm not offended - but you better - could be some blondes on here.....
usually I like the blonde jokes but to me this one is barf and I have heard them since I was 5 so I don't take offense
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Jul 29, 2008 9:22 PM CST New Blonde Joke
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA86 Threads 460 Posts
lotsofluv: so they know that their toes go in first
rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 29, 2008 9:23 PM CST New Blonde Joke
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA86 Threads 460 Posts
KrazieStill: I'd actually heard it before and forgot and it's been a long day. Maybe I'm turning blonde?
rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 29, 2008 9:24 PM CST New Blonde Joke
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA86 Threads 460 Posts
countryangel79: usually I like the blonde jokes but to me this one is and I have heard them since I was 5 so I don't take offense

I'm blode too what a dumb joke,,,,,,,doh cheers
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Jul 29, 2008 9:26 PM CST New Blonde Joke
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA86 Threads 460 Posts
Diamond123: I'm blode too what a dumb joke,,,,,,,

I meant( Blonde ) too,,,,,,,,,,,,what a typical dumb joke,,doh
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Jul 29, 2008 9:31 PM CST New Blonde Joke
This joke reminds me of my former sis-in-law.
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Jul 29, 2008 11:27 PM CST New Blonde Joke
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
Charli15695: As a brunette - I'm not offended - but you better - could be some blondes on here.....
The majority of blondes around here are the first to laugh at them.
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Jul 29, 2008 11:28 PM CST New Blonde Joke
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
countryangel79: usually I like the blonde jokes but to me this one is and I have heard them since I was 5 so I don't take offense
laugh You always take them well L hug
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Jul 29, 2008 11:28 PM CST New Blonde Joke
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA86 Threads 460 Posts
I apologize to everyone for such a( tastless) bad joke.
Kindest Regards
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Jul 29, 2008 11:28 PM CST New Blonde Joke
wolfpack
wolfpackwolfpackpost falls, Idaho USA8 Threads 770 Posts
gag reflexbarf
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Jul 29, 2008 11:28 PM CST New Blonde Joke
lotsofluv
lotsofluvlotsofluvBlaine, USA7 Threads 259 Posts
sxc666: The majority of blondes around here are the first to laugh at them.

I laugh at them when they are funny laugh
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Jul 29, 2008 11:41 PM CST New Blonde Joke
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
Diamond123: I apologize to everyone for such a( tastless) bad joke.
Kindest Regards
thumbs up Ive seen worse wine
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