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confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
Good morning, said the young man. If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.
F**k off! Said the old lady. I haven't got any money. And she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!'
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse crap all over her hallway
carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all the traces of this
horse crap from your carpet Madam I will personally eat the remainder.
Well, she said, I hope you've got a good f**king appetite, because the
electricity was cut off this morning.