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Jul 30, 2008 5:38 AM CST Pushy Salesman
Karma3
Karma3Karma3Somewhere, Tamil Nadu India84 Threads 588 Posts
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

Good morning, said the young man. If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.

F**k off! Said the old lady. I haven't got any money. And she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!'

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse crap all over her hallway
carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all the traces of this
horse crap from your carpet Madam I will personally eat the remainder.
Well, she said, I hope you've got a good f**king appetite, because the
electricity was cut off this morning.
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Jul 30, 2008 5:52 AM CST Pushy Salesman
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
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Jul 30, 2008 6:23 AM CST Pushy Salesman
gypsykisses
gypsykissesgypsykissesPort Huron, Michigan USA7 Threads 1 Polls 2,405 Posts
doh ...........rolling on the floor laughing ...........rolling on the floor laughing ........barf
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Jul 30, 2008 1:00 PM CST Pushy Salesman
Steveno
StevenoStevenoQassim, Al-Qassim Saudi Arabia140 Threads 485 Posts
Excellent Jock!!!!teddybear dancing handshake

Steveno
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Jul 30, 2008 1:04 PM CST Pushy Salesman
jlw45
jlw45jlw45Moyers, Oklahoma USA66 Threads 1 Polls 15,566 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers i liked that
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Jul 30, 2008 1:05 PM CST Pushy Salesman
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TaterTaterspringfield, Illinois USA45 Threads 3 Polls 3,326 Posts
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Jul 30, 2008 1:07 PM CST Pushy Salesman
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mrsmiles4444mrsmiles4444Colonial Beach, Virginia USA26 Threads 397 Posts
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one of my favorite
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