The female point system (78)
redozichickBrisbane, Queensland Australia2 Threads 3,934 Postskidatheart: Somehow I get the feeling dirty dishes isn't what you ladies have on your minds.
kid
How many points does it take before I get what I want? If I get enough points do I win? Do we ever get to stop playing the game?
Dennis
Dennis
lorax111: How many points does it take before I get what I want? If I get enough points do I win? Do we ever get to stop playing the game? Dennis
Until Death do us part honey
Na, you dont get what you want from points, it takes way more than points.
Ecoprincess: Until Death do us part honey Na, you dont get what you want from points, it takes way more than points.
Does someone win or get an extra life at some point? This game does not sound like any fun at all.
Dennis ( eh there is a piont system but points don't count, am I susposed to understand this ,,,, do I get points if I do? what do my points get me? ,,,asuming I might get one)
kidatheart: You have a good point!
See now Kid, ya get points for that !!!!
Oh & an extra one for the hug
lorax111: That's all I realy wanted, seems like there should be a better system tho. Dennis
In all seriousness , the real key to a womans heart ,love & insatiable affection , is simply this..... ,be a true friend to her , assist her where you can,listen to her ,feel what she is feeling,be honest always,show affection all day not just before getting into bed, Let her know she turns you on & I tell you what youll be a happy man!!!
kizzy27: In all seriousness , the real key to a womans heart ,love & insatiable affection , is simply this..... ,be a true friend to her , assist her where you can,listen to her ,feel what she is feeling,be honest always,show affection all day not just before getting into bed, Let her know she turns you on & I tell you what youll be a happy man!!!
I'm just being silly.....
I guess you probably know what you are talking about so thanks... I just want to be happy heck who dosen't.
Dennis
lorax111: I'm just being silly.....I guess you probably know what you are talking about so thanks... I just want to be happy heck who dosen't. Dennis
Aint that the truth!!!!
[quote=lorax111 I just want to be happy heck who dosen't. Dennis
lifes a little to short to bother with the rest
lifes a little to short to bother with the restWhat if i get negitive points ,,,, do i live to tell?
Dennis
Dennis
lorax111: What if i get negitive points ,,,, do i live to tell?
Dennis
Dennis
Yeah youll live ...just neva get head
bmachining: THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you lose points no matter what]
You hesitate in responding. (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response. (-20)My reply to that Q is, Fat? no way, friggen massively huge!! (then run for the hills)
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you lose points no matter what]
You hesitate in responding. (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response. (-20)My reply to that Q is, Fat? no way, friggen massively huge!! (then run for the hills)
You reply "compared to what?" (-50)
I do wonder if the lady who started this has some sort of personal experience in these matters ... lol
Fighting off strangers and killing spiders I can do, but bed making is only a weekly ritual and without fluffy pillows !!
Guess I lose lotsa points !!
Fighting off strangers and killing spiders I can do, but bed making is only a weekly ritual and without fluffy pillows !!
Guess I lose lotsa points !!
SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed. (+1)
As someone else said "WHY" your gonna sleep in it again. By not making bed I can make you a nice cup of tea instead (10 pts Good use of time and thinking of other)
You make the bed but forget the decorative pillow. (0)
Will what practical purpose does the pillow serve. If it had a use we'd understand. At least we picked up the dirty laundry and got it to the washing basket
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-1)
Hey bonus most of us wouldn't do that much
You go out to buy her what she wants. (+5) In the rain. (+8)
Of course we would. But I bet most of us had/have an ulterior motive
But return with beer. (-5)
And Beer does that lessen the point loss
You check out a suspicious noise at night. (+1)
Of course we're the man. It should be zero points. Not doing it affects our manliness
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing. (0)
We don't care we'll have a scrach and a fart slurp or snack something from the fridge and pray a thank you to whom ever that there was nothing there and then come back with that secret hope that we may get some bonus for walking down the other end of the house for 5 min
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something. (+5)
color=blue]Better not be. Cause otherwise anybody else in the house hold will be woken as well. And then its her problem. Aany ideas we had of bonus's will go out the window.
You pummel it with an iron rod. (+10)
You make the bed. (+1)
As someone else said "WHY" your gonna sleep in it again. By not making bed I can make you a nice cup of tea instead (10 pts Good use of time and thinking of other)
You make the bed but forget the decorative pillow. (0)
Will what practical purpose does the pillow serve. If it had a use we'd understand. At least we picked up the dirty laundry and got it to the washing basket
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-1)
Hey bonus most of us wouldn't do that much
You go out to buy her what she wants. (+5) In the rain. (+8)
Of course we would. But I bet most of us had/have an ulterior motive
But return with beer. (-5)
And Beer does that lessen the point loss
You check out a suspicious noise at night. (+1)
Of course we're the man. It should be zero points. Not doing it affects our manliness
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing. (0)
We don't care we'll have a scrach and a fart slurp or snack something from the fridge and pray a thank you to whom ever that there was nothing there and then come back with that secret hope that we may get some bonus for walking down the other end of the house for 5 min
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something. (+5)
color=blue]Better not be. Cause otherwise anybody else in the house hold will be woken as well. And then its her problem. Aany ideas we had of bonus's will go out the window.
You pummel it with an iron rod. (+10)
CuspofMagic: ----we're all F---cked
Lol!!!
Do you think this point system penetrated?
Awesome...Good one...
....The 'list' never ends.... 
J.D
....The 'list' never ends....
J.D
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