venere08: Hang on, they thought, as they realised they had chewed on some of those plant leaves, and suddenly recalled the bitter taste left in their mouth.
As the taste became so much of a overbearing sourness, they all quickly searched for the nearest lake, river, or pond.
cardsfan24: As the taste became so much of a overbearing sourness, they all quickly searched for the nearest lake, river, or pond.
Little did they know, but Thaddeus had been there before them, and had turned all rivers, lakes and ponds, into golf courses, all with massive holes that all but destroyed them for the game.
venere08: Little did they know, but Thaddeus had been there before them, and had turned all rivers, lakes and ponds, into golf courses, all with massive holes that all but destroyed them for the game.
Hi everyone
when all at once, out of no where, a giant golf ball fell from the sky and squeished poor thadeus like a bug, underneath the sole of a three hundred pound man..........
jlw45: when all at once, out of no where, a giant golf ball fell from the sky and squeished poor thadeus like a bug, underneath the sole of a three hundred pound man..........
jlw45: so jim ,suzy and clair made a mad dash to for the forrest, dodging giant golf balls along the way..........
Unfortunately, one of the giant golf balls, the size of one of these medium sized 'fitness balls', hit jim square on the jaw, altering his perpendicularity!
Dawn7z: Only it wasn't candy floss but had magical powers and could be used to flog people.
Get your "whipping boy" floss they shouted, "keep your man in line with a vigourous flossing" - but they soon found that holidaymakers were avoiding them.
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Hang on, they thought, as they realised they had chewed on some of those plant leaves, and suddenly recalled the bitter taste left in their mouth.