Kids are quick........................ ( Archived) (6)

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for
water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than
you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with
'!'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter
of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know
why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his
hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good
cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is
exactly the same as your brother's
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who
keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

I never get enough of kids saying the darnest things.
None is more honest and open than they are.
See if I can dig up more

Funny from my daughter ...

... about 4 years oldish ... comes to me to show me a shape she had drawn in red felt
"Mummy ... what's this shape called?
"Darling ... that's called a rectangle!! Well done!!

A few moments later ... she returns with another shape she's drawn in blue felt
"Mummy ... what about this one, what is it called?
"Ah! That's another rectangle!!!
"Don't be silly Mummy!! That's a bluetangle!!!

We used to have "Kids say the darnest things" By Art Linkletter.
He was good about knowing the right questions to ask.
At times the parents were cringing for sure.
Never knew what their little darlings would be saying.

You little girl is cute.