livinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland5,879 posts
stooie1971: Tell us all a funny joke then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok !! Paddy Irishman , Paddy Englishman , Paddy Scotchman were shipwrecked in Africa . Suddenly they saw native people approaching . They were less than friendly and captured the three lads , They asked Paddy Englishman his name , he told them, They had a massive pot on boiling and told Paddy Englishman to jump in2 it , well he had no choice , so he did . They asked Paddy Scotchman his name , he told them. Then the natives told Paddy Scotchman to jump in2 the boiling pot, he had no choice , so in he jumped . So it came to Paddy Irishman turn , the natives asked him his name . He said "my name is Paddy Irishman " and he started to climb in2 the bubbling cauldron . Suddenly the natives started screaming and shouting for Paddy Irishman to go away , and chased him in2 the bush , Paddy Irishman ran for his life , but then he got annoyed He shouted back to the native people "hey whats wrong with me , why don't you want to eat me as well" The Natives shouted back ......
"Go away , the last Irishman we put in the pot ate all our potatoes!!!"
livinglarge: ok !! Paddy Irishman , Paddy Englishman , Paddy Scotchman were shipwrecked in Africa . Suddenly they saw native people approaching . They were less than friendly and captured the three lads , They asked Paddy Englishman his name , he told them, They had a massive pot on boiling and told Paddy Englishman to jump in2 it , well he had no choice , so he did . They asked Paddy Scotchman his name , he told them. Then the natives told Paddy Scotchman to jump in2 the boiling pot, he had no choice , so in he jumped . So it came to Paddy Irishman turn , the natives asked him his name . He said "my name is Paddy Irishman " and he started to climb in2 the bubbling cauldron . Suddenly the natives started screaming and shouting for Paddy Irishman to go away , and chased him in2 the bush , Paddy Irishman ran for his life , but then he got annoyed He shouted back to the native people "hey whats wrong with me , why don't you want to eat me as well" The Natives shouted back ...... "Go away , the last Irishman we put in the pot ate all our potatoes!!!"
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Aha...I understand!