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Sep 13, 2008 5:49 AM CST bumper stickers...
tessie07
tessie07tessie07dublin, Dublin Ireland129 Threads 4,323 Posts
I love animals, they taste great.



EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.



"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."



Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.



The gene pool could use a little chlorine.



Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.



He who laughs last thinks slowest!



Give me ambiguity or give me something else.



A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.



Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Sep 13, 2008 5:51 AM CST bumper stickers...
BarrenPneuma
BarrenPneumaBarrenPneumaGolden Staircase, Ontario Canada87 Threads 3 Polls 1,561 Posts
I believe that all of nature's creatures have a place... right next to the salad and potatoes.
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Sep 13, 2008 5:53 AM CST bumper stickers...
tessie07
tessie07tessie07dublin, Dublin Ireland129 Threads 4,323 Posts
BarrenPneuma: I believe that all of nature's creatures have a place... right next to the salad and potatoes.


Grow your own dope, plant a man.

grin grin grin
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Sep 13, 2008 6:08 AM CST bumper stickers...
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).



beer wave beer grin
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Sep 13, 2008 6:13 AM CST bumper stickers...
tessie07
tessie07tessie07dublin, Dublin Ireland129 Threads 4,323 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).


laugh wave
Beer is now cheaper than gas. Drink, don't drive! grin
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Sep 13, 2008 6:15 AM CST bumper stickers...
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
tessie07: Beer is now cheaper than gas. Drink, don't drive!


When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.


help
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Sep 13, 2008 6:16 AM CST bumper stickers...
tessie07
tessie07tessie07dublin, Dublin Ireland129 Threads 4,323 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.


your body would look good in my trunktongue grin
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Sep 13, 2008 6:17 AM CST bumper stickers...
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.


Hugs and a good beating? rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 13, 2008 6:18 AM CST bumper stickers...
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
rusty_knight: Hugs and a good beating?



Help your local Search & Rescue. Get lost!


wave tongue
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Sep 13, 2008 6:19 AM CST bumper stickers...
tessie07
tessie07tessie07dublin, Dublin Ireland129 Threads 4,323 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Help your local Search & Rescue. Get lost!


Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send €10 to me.
grin
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Sep 13, 2008 6:20 AM CST bumper stickers...
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
tessie07: Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send €10 to me.




Say "NO" to drugs. That will bring the prices down.



professor
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Sep 13, 2008 6:23 AM CST bumper stickers...
tessie07
tessie07tessie07dublin, Dublin Ireland129 Threads 4,323 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Say "NO" to drugs. That will bring the prices down.



If you are what you eat, I'm fast, cheap and easydevil
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Sep 13, 2008 6:26 AM CST bumper stickers...
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
tessie07: If you are what you eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy



My mind is like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in most states.


innocent
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Sep 13, 2008 6:28 AM CST bumper stickers...
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
I'm Canadian. It's like being American, but without the gun.



giggle
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Sep 13, 2008 6:29 AM CST bumper stickers...
tessie07
tessie07tessie07dublin, Dublin Ireland129 Threads 4,323 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: My mind is like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in most states.


Constipation causes people not to give a crap.
thumbs down
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Sep 13, 2008 6:31 AM CST bumper stickers...
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
tessie07: Constipation causes people not to give a crap.



Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!



grin
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Sep 13, 2008 6:34 AM CST bumper stickers...
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.


professor
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Sep 13, 2008 6:34 AM CST bumper stickers...
tessie07
tessie07tessie07dublin, Dublin Ireland129 Threads 4,323 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!



Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. angel angel
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Sep 13, 2008 6:36 AM CST bumper stickers...
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
tessie07: Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.



Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.



uh oh
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Sep 13, 2008 6:38 AM CST bumper stickers...
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.



hmmm
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