Marketing Concepts ( Archived) (16)

A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:


1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich.
"Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." - That's Advertising"

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day you
call and say: "Hi I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie you
walk up to her and pour
her a drink you open the door (of the car) for her
pick up her bag after she drops it offer her ride and
then say: "By the way I'm rich. Will you
"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says: "You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition"

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. -
"That's Customer Feedback"

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. -
"That's demand and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a
party. You go up to
her and before you say anything another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him -
"That's competition eating into your market share"

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich Marry me!" your
wife arrives. -
"That's restriction for entering new markets"

How about you, what is your marketing concept?

made my morning.....


aaaaahhhhhh......

how about:

Hey I'm broke, I like you, would you like to join me for a hamburger?



That's

Disregarding the trend and going for it anyway sort of Marketing......

That's a product endorser ....mentioning "hamburger"

Geez....

you sound like the Braodcasting Authority when you let slip something on air whilst doing a radio show......

small H in hamburger.....

ergo generalising in describing a particular meal rather then a specific producer......

Hi I'm broke, how about a picnic and a walk in the park?

woohhh...it might sound a careless error, accidentallly slide though...but basically i just call it freedom of expression.....

Yep.....

alos referred to as the art of getting away with murder.....

it sounds very polite and gentle....

True.....

Subtle Marketing?