Bedside Manner (40)
uptall: Bedside Manner
A man had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months.
His wife stayed by his bedside every single day.
When he finally regained consciousness, he motioned for her to come nearer, He said you have been with me all through the bad times.
When i got the sack, you were there to support me, When my business failed, you were there, When i got shot, you were by my side, When we lost the house, you gave me support, When my health started failing,you were still by my side,
i know, dear. What is it ? she asked, gently.
I think you bring me bad luck, he replied.
A man had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months.
His wife stayed by his bedside every single day.
When he finally regained consciousness, he motioned for her to come nearer, He said you have been with me all through the bad times.
When i got the sack, you were there to support me, When my business failed, you were there, When i got shot, you were by my side, When we lost the house, you gave me support, When my health started failing,you were still by my side,
i know, dear. What is it ? she asked, gently.
I think you bring me bad luck, he replied.
thats good
Brilliant stuff
Thanks for sharing
Thanks for sharing
Things are now so bad with the credit crunch, that women are making love to thier men......
Because they can't afford the price of the batteries!!
Because they can't afford the price of the batteries!!
jojo69: Things are now so bad with the credit crunch, that women are making love to thier men......
Because they can't afford the price of the batteries!!
Because they can't afford the price of the batteries!!
they is cheap in tescos......
Angel_Diva: they is cheap in tescos......
Cool. Thanks for sharing..... Right be back later... I am off to erm er do some shopping!!
jojo69: Cool. Thanks for sharing..... Right be back later... I am off to erm er do some shopping!!
did mine this morning!!!!
Angel_Diva: did mine this morning!!!!
Waste of time me going now then - all batteries will be gone!
ask cashier number 3 i put u some away....look after me buttys.....
jojo69: Waste of time me going now then - all batteries will be gone!
Mein Got Vimmin - I ddn't know you were into those - I thought you had enuff real access from what you've been sayin
You can do it even cheaper without any batteries -
Use Nuns Comforts instead. - They come in various diameters (thickness) -
and lengths - and need no lubricant either.
mike1937: Mein Got Vimmin - I ddn't know you were into those - I thought you had enuff real access from what you've been sayin
You can do it even cheaper without any batteries -
Use Nuns Comforts instead. - They come in various diameters (thickness) -
and lengths - and need no lubricant either.
You can do it even cheaper without any batteries -
Use Nuns Comforts instead. - They come in various diameters (thickness) -
and lengths - and need no lubricant either.
u make my day Mike.......
mike1937: Mein Got Vimmin - I ddn't know you were into those - I thought you had enuff real access from what you've been sayin
You can do it even cheaper without any batteries -
Use Nuns Comforts instead. - They come in various diameters (thickness) -
and lengths - and need no lubricant either.
You can do it even cheaper without any batteries -
Use Nuns Comforts instead. - They come in various diameters (thickness) -
and lengths - and need no lubricant either.
HEY Cheeky!!
I have not had 'access' as you so eloquantly put... for ages!!! Ya gotta be chattin to me for at least yr first ya know!! What on earth is a 'Nun's comforts'??
jojo69: HEY Cheeky!! I have not had 'access' as you so eloquantly put... for ages!!! Ya gotta be chattin to me for at least yr first ya know!!
What on earth is a 'Nun's comforts'??
What on earth is a 'Nun's comforts'??
candles.....
Angel_Diva: candles.....
REALLY?????????? Ohhhhhhhh
LMAO jojo69: REALLY?????????? Ohhhhhhhh LMAO
yep nd dont ask how i know ok
Angel_Diva: yep nd dont ask how i know ok
Can't stop laughing!!
OMG You pair are cracking me up today!jojo69: Can't stop laughing!! OMG You pair are cracking me up today!
Sssh Jo again - don't mention Nuns comforts to the P o L or he might admonish me or even remove my titles
jojo69: Can't stop laughing!! OMG You pair are cracking me up today!
steady there Jo what with ur mind cracking up..... candles .....and ur mind having a spring clean...id say busy day!!!! hunni....
running fast now......
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A man had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months.
His wife stayed by his bedside every single day.
When he finally regained consciousness, he motioned for her to come nearer, He said you have been with me all through the bad times.
When i got the sack, you were there to support me, When my business failed, you were there, When i got shot, you were by my side, When we lost the house, you gave me support, When my health started failing,you were still by my side,
i know, dear. What is it ? she asked, gently.
I think you bring me bad luck, he replied.