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Sep 19, 2008 11:26 PM CST State Fair
My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

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My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'


We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

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My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! ..........You could learn a lot from him.'


We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

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My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day.You could REALLY learn something from this one.'




I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'






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My condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.



sigh
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Sep 19, 2008 11:45 PM CST State Fair
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Sep 19, 2008 11:46 PM CST State Fair
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Sep 19, 2008 11:48 PM CST State Fair
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Sep 20, 2008 2:46 AM CST State Fair
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CassiemildCassiemildmildura, Victoria Australia2 Threads 193 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing we all need a good laugh thankyoubanana
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Sep 20, 2008 2:48 AM CST State Fair
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Good onerolling on the floor laughing devil
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