Things You'll Problably Never Hear a Waomn Say (27)
ttom500:
-While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal, they will still cover the spread.
-I'd much rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
-While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal, they will still cover the spread.
-I'd much rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
Actually these can be heard in Alabama, there are some pretty rabid women football fans here.
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alabamabebe: Actually these can be heard in Alabama, there are some pretty rabid women football fans here.
I have heard that as well....when the Rolling Tide or the War Eagles...take to the field......that many a woman in Alabama have had the vapors or have fainted.
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ttom500: Before you shoot the messager (e.g. me)...this was in our local weekly magazine.
Unknown to if man or female author. If a man and his significant other
found it on his computer/desk......I know of some good local hotels and
restraunts to enjoy in the near future.
But here they are, things you will likely never hear a woman say:
-You know I've been complaining a lot laterly. I don't blame you for
ignoring me.
-While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal, they will still cover the spread.
-I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex girlfriend has class.
-That girl is wearing my same outfit as mine. Cool, I am going over and talk with her.
-Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" all the times, then you do have to mess with it.
-It's only the 3rd quarter, you should order a couple more pitcher.
-My mother is going to pick up the tab, so order another round for
you and your friends.
-I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think that I will ever change it again.
-You are so much smarter than my father.
-Are you sure that you have had enough to drink?
-I'd much rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
-I'll be out painting the house.
-I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride.
-No, no. I will take the car to have the oil changed.
-Your mother is better than mine.
-Listen, I make enough money for the both of us. Why don't you retire?
-You need your sleep ya big silly. Now stop getting up for the mightly feeding.
Obviously the writer is a man. That was delusional after a long night of binge drinking with his buddies. And the offer still holds, if his signifacant other did find this list. Because I have a feeling he will need someone to put him up and to share a meal with in the near future.
But honestly ladies.....want to knock a guy's sox off sometime.....try a couple when they seem to fit.
Unknown to if man or female author. If a man and his significant other
found it on his computer/desk......I know of some good local hotels and
restraunts to enjoy in the near future.
But here they are, things you will likely never hear a woman say:
-You know I've been complaining a lot laterly. I don't blame you for
ignoring me.
-While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal, they will still cover the spread.
-I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex girlfriend has class.
-That girl is wearing my same outfit as mine. Cool, I am going over and talk with her.
-Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" all the times, then you do have to mess with it.
-It's only the 3rd quarter, you should order a couple more pitcher.
-My mother is going to pick up the tab, so order another round for
you and your friends.
-I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think that I will ever change it again.
-You are so much smarter than my father.
-Are you sure that you have had enough to drink?
-I'd much rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
-I'll be out painting the house.
-I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride.
-No, no. I will take the car to have the oil changed.
-Your mother is better than mine.
-Listen, I make enough money for the both of us. Why don't you retire?
-You need your sleep ya big silly. Now stop getting up for the mightly feeding.
Obviously the writer is a man. That was delusional after a long night of binge drinking with his buddies. And the offer still holds, if his signifacant other did find this list. Because I have a feeling he will need someone to put him up and to share a meal with in the near future.
But honestly ladies.....want to knock a guy's sox off sometime.....try a couple when they seem to fit.
The ones highlighted are about the only ones you´d never hear coming out of my mouth...
My mom is awsome... yours may be as good... but never better!
I´d never encourage anyone to drink up on somebody elses tab.
The toilet seat up just looks bad...
I get bored with the same hair... so I change it,
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ooooohhh let me think....
These pants are too tight....my tool is squashed...
hehe........
These pants are too tight....my tool is squashed...
hehe........
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ttom500: they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal, they will still cover the spread.
I enjoy watching a good football game I have done this before.
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Look, I'm an accommodating and flexible sort. I am sure I could come round to fitting in with many of those, but.....
No. 5??? Ohhh noooo....!!!!
THE LOO SEAT (AND LID!!) STAYS DOWN!!!!!!!!
If not, the penalty is maiming, torture and self-flagellation... mandatory!! Any subsequent offence has a penalty of death...
Okay??!!
No. 5??? Ohhh noooo....!!!!
THE LOO SEAT (AND LID!!) STAYS DOWN!!!!!!!!
If not, the penalty is maiming, torture and self-flagellation... mandatory!! Any subsequent offence has a penalty of death...
Okay??!!
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Just want a guy that says this to me
while I'm out on my Harley you can drink and watch the game so long as you dont get brewers droop