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Sep 28, 2008 9:38 PM CST Men when in the locker room be careful when picking up the phone..I just want to know how this ended
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
Several men are in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:

"Hello?"

"Honey, It's me."

"Sugar!"

"Are you at the club?"

"Yes."

"Great! I'm at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat. It is absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?"

"What's the price?"

"Only $1,500."

"Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much."

"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2007 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."

"What price did he quote you?"

"Only $60,000!"

"Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options."

"Great! Before we hang up, something else..."

"What?"

"It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...well, I stopped by to see the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beachfront property...

"How much are they asking?"

"Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."

"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000, OK?"

"Okay, sweetie. Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

"Bye."

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and asks aloud, "Does anyone know to whom this phone belongs?"


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Sep 28, 2008 9:40 PM CST Men when in the locker room be careful when picking up the phone..I just want to know how this ended
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druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
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Sep 28, 2008 9:42 PM CST Men when in the locker room be careful when picking up the phone..I just want to know how this ended
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
druidess6308: Love it!


Too bad we can't be there we she came home eh?

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Sep 28, 2008 9:42 PM CST Men when in the locker room be careful when picking up the phone..I just want to know how this ended
mastic55
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Sep 28, 2008 9:53 PM CST Men when in the locker room be careful when picking up the phone..I just want to know how this ended
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
Could this have happened to you mastic?
Anything good to share yet?

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