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Sep 29, 2008 8:54 PM CST Retirement Dinner
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. The politician was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.
'I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people...... . '
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk. 'I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived,' said the politician. 'In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession.'
Moral: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER BE LATE ! ! !
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Sep 29, 2008 8:58 PM CST Retirement Dinner
lanabyte
lanabytelanabyteCharleston, West Virginia USA20 Threads 1 Polls 1,223 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 29, 2008 9:10 PM CST Retirement Dinner
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Oh too good !!
Evening Deswave
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Sep 29, 2008 9:48 PM CST Retirement Dinner
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
livinglarge: Oh too good !!
Evening Des




Hi Beautiful LL hug hug grin
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Sep 29, 2008 9:48 PM CST Retirement Dinner
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
desmond: Hi Beautiful LL
blushing blushing blushing
grin
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Sep 29, 2008 9:49 PM CST Retirement Dinner
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
desmond: Hi Beautiful LL
Dessie bouquet lips teddybear
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Sep 29, 2008 9:52 PM CST Retirement Dinner
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
sxc666: Dessie




Hi Tina I missed you hope all is well sweetie hug hug lips yay
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Sep 29, 2008 9:56 PM CST Retirement Dinner
JimNastics
JimNasticsJimNasticsKingston, New Jersey USA116 Threads 1 Polls 731 Posts
Mets crying
Jets applause


Good joke ! laugh
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Sep 29, 2008 9:59 PM CST Retirement Dinner
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
JimNastics: Mets
Jets Good joke !




Hi Jim handshake cheers



Jets applause applause applause applause




Muts or Mets crying crying sigh sigh frustrated frustrated
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