Such as, rush back inside to get something I'd forgotten, and stand there thinking, 'Now what was it I wanted????'. Or, pick up the phone to call someone, and think, 'hang on, who was I going to ring?'
I think that's why I ended up taking a holiday!
Hey darlin...Yep been there too...You're in the right place then...
Hugz_n_Kissez: If you get lost on your way to the store.... Know what you're talking about but nobody else does.... Are drinking heavily.... Suck at trivia.. Can never remember names... Can't remember phone numbers... Can't remember your own name at times... Ever thought today was yesterday... Ever thought yesterday was tomorrow...
Then this threads for you.....
Does that mean your a redneck ? sounds like Jeff Foxworthy
mbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA16,449 posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: I think but I'm not sure..... Confused People
In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?"
The second answers, "I'm Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here."
The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you're Napoleon?"
The second responds, "God told me I was."
At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts, "NO I DIDN'T!"
A man goes to a psychiatrist. he says, "doctor, my wife won't listen to me, my kids ignore me and my co workers don't care if I exist...what should I do?"
The doctor says, "NEXT!"
I know it is a silly joke, but it was one of my deceased friend Bernie's favorite jokes!!
mbcasey: A man goes to a psychiatrist. he says, "doctor, my wife won't listen to me, my kids ignore me and my co workers don't care if I exist...what should I do?"
The doctor says, "NEXT!"
I know it is a silly joke, but it was one of my deceased friend Bernie's favorite jokes!!
Hugz_n_Kissez: If you get lost on your way to the store.... Know what you're talking about but nobody else does.... Are drinking heavily.... Suck at trivia.. Can never remember names... Can't remember phone numbers... Can't remember your own name at times... Ever thought today was yesterday... Ever thought yesterday was tomorrow...
Then this threads for you.....
How about if I think yesterday is today?
I drink VERY heavily, at least 2 pots of coffee every day.........
mbcasey: A man goes to a psychiatrist. he says, "doctor, my wife won't listen to me, my kids ignore me and my co workers don't care if I exist...what should I do?"
The doctor says, "NEXT!"
I know it is a silly joke, but it was one of my deceased friend Bernie's favorite jokes!!
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Sounds tailor made!!!
Such as, rush back inside to get something I'd forgotten, and stand there thinking, 'Now what was it I wanted????'. Or, pick up the phone to call someone, and think, 'hang on, who was I going to ring?'
I think that's why I ended up taking a holiday!
Hey darlin...Yep been there too...You're in the right place then...