You just got to love those blondes....................So love this one............... ( Archived) (20)

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN
ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND
MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO
SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY
CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL
HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M
BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M
STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS
THE PILOT AND THE
COPILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST
CLASS THAT BELONGS IN
ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE COPILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO
EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURNTO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M
BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M
STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THe COPILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD
HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED To A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND
SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT
IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND COPILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASK HIM
WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.


"I TOLD HER, FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO
HOUSTON."

Blonds and whites are trully stupid aren't they.... ......

Yeah that is our story and we are sticking to it.
You wish to have fries with that?

No thanks...just keep sticking yourself in it...it's your life and it was your choice.
Now, live with it...

You are not a very happy person are you?
Negative and judgemental. Angry too.
It is a joke you moron!

I did not even get the white thing at first.
That was ugly, to say it as nice as I can.
You need help for sure.

Please crawl back under that rock you came from.
You are not a nice person and I AM being nice now.
Your always so sarcastic and now play rasist also.
You should get kicked off for that remark.
Thank goodness your not on here often.

If you've no sense of humour why read the jokes????????

Morning Ray this guy does not even know how to spell humour.
He don't like to smile except for the camera, where he smiled for the very last time.
Never yet have seen that he plays nice.
Cleary came in this thread to tell me he loves me soooo!

thats a good one girl. to the moron the idiot threads are two selections down.