Scary, But this Could Happen.... (24)
I would vow to give up the crack for good.......
(or learn how to cook)
(or learn how to cook)
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agreed.
did you?
did you?
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I would immediately get 750lbs of fresh garlic clove, 245 gallons of dry wine, and 325 pounds of salt.
Then I'd pluck that big fella and marinate his but for the next day or so. Meanwhile I'd be constructing a huge rotisserie, and then throw a chinese block party....
Then I'd pluck that big fella and marinate his but for the next day or so. Meanwhile I'd be constructing a huge rotisserie, and then throw a chinese block party....
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NO...my pet!!!
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Now there's a thinking man. How would you know when it's done ? Paws
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When the Bass player (whos suddenly become a huge timer) goes off......
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I have a feeling I missed something here.... but anyway: You people are killing me!!!!! LMAO
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Did you mention crack earlier ?
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yes, guilty,
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This only relates to a normal size duck;
A duck walks into a pharmacy, and asks for Chapstick. The cashier says, "Cash or check?" and the duck says, "Just put it on my bill." Paws
A duck walks into a pharmacy, and asks for Chapstick. The cashier says, "Cash or check?" and the duck says, "Just put it on my bill." Paws
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Ok, all the times i used LOL and LMAO didn't mean anything until this moment! I'll even go against my beliefs and use a
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For Animica,
A duck walks into a feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?"
The clerk tells him, "No, we don't have a market for it so we don't carry it."
The duck says, "Okay," and leaves.
The next day, the duck again walks in to the feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" Again the clerk says no and the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck once again walks in, and asks, "Got any duck feed?" The clerk says, "I've told you twice, we don't have duck feed, we've never had duck feed and we never will have duck feed. If you ask me again, I'll nail your feet to the floor." The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any duck feed?"
A duck walks into a feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?"
The clerk tells him, "No, we don't have a market for it so we don't carry it."
The duck says, "Okay," and leaves.
The next day, the duck again walks in to the feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" Again the clerk says no and the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck once again walks in, and asks, "Got any duck feed?" The clerk says, "I've told you twice, we don't have duck feed, we've never had duck feed and we never will have duck feed. If you ask me again, I'll nail your feet to the floor." The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any duck feed?"
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Loved that one!!!! and not because of the crack......
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Loved that one!!!! and not because of the quack....
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rapid gro is getting a versatile as duct tape and chicken wire
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For Langley'
Why did the duck cross the road?
He was tied to a chicken.
Paws
Why did the duck cross the road?
He was tied to a chicken.
Paws
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For Joovs & Prof,
What do physics ducks say?
Quark, quark quark.
Paws
What do physics ducks say?
Quark, quark quark.
Paws
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While flying an airplane, our co-pilot noticed an object approaching us. As it came closer to visually see what it was, we became aware that this was a single duck, almost on a collision course. Before we could wonder what it was doing all the way up here, though, the duck proceeded to fly straight into us, bounce off the windshield, and plummet towards the ground in a free-fall.
It was silent for a moment despite the sound of the plane around us. Being the first to break that silence, the co-pilot leaned over to me and remarked: "Guess that's one that didn't live up to its name."
It was silent for a moment despite the sound of the plane around us. Being the first to break that silence, the co-pilot leaned over to me and remarked: "Guess that's one that didn't live up to its name."
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Always read the prescription bottle carefully. Paws