a million whats in your dream (43)

Can't help but feel I'm being baited

As for what I would do with a million notes.. I'd buy a house and probably spunk the rest away on fast cars and slightly faster women... I'd buy a Snooker hall as well.

Cant' be certain but may I suggest Aquafresh?

Nah.. I'll play with them bad boys anywhere

R.E. Test Of Loyalty.

My Dear Anglophile.
Never before,have i been so pleased,and so proud,of one of my employees.
You have been subjected to a most rigorous test,of your loyalty to me. And, although the temptation must have been very great,it was no match,for your fealty.
And my heart rejoices,that you have passed that test with flying colours.
And now,it is my pleasure to reward you,for your fierce loyalty,and laudable dedication,to me.
I am,with immediate effect,doubling your salary to £5 Million per annum,and i am also doubling your annual pay rise,to 20%.

Yes,my dear,as you will have gathered by now,i am well aware of Kevina's unconcionable proposals,to you. And of your righteous rejection,of them.

So,this is how Kevina repays my generosity,and my patronage,to him.
The poor,pathetic little fool. I almost feel sorry,for him. Almost.
Did he seriously think for one moment,that the inteligence resources of a global concern of the magnitude of Muleguy Enterprises P.L.C.,could fail to uncover the treacherous designs,of that duplicitous bounder,Kevina?
And it is fortunate that i have discovered in time,my dear,the apalling unsavouriness,of his animal depravities.
But,have no fear,his hypnosis treatment will expunge all such basic urges.

My dear Anglophile, in view of Kevina's unforgivable behaviour,it was with the most ineffable delectation,that i noted your promise to make Kevina "pay for his crimes",and i am perfectly happy to leave that distasteful,though wholly necessary, matter,entirely at your discretion.
May i 'suggest', though,that you reconsider your decision about not making certain surgical adjustments,to his anatomical make up?
How exceedingly delightful to the mind,it is,to think of Kevina serving as a eunuch,in a 'harem' of one. Don't you agree,my dear? And he would be sure to be a source of high,and novel amusement,to the many female guests,that i regularly entertain,aboard M.V. Muleguy 1st.
Just a little something to occupy your mind,while you enjoy your 2 week holiday in sunny Monaco.

Watching you teach Kevina the salutary lessons that he so badly needs to learn,will,i am sure,only serve to enhance our pleasure and amusement,on the long voyage to Antigua,on board M.V. Muleguy 1st.
Your obedient servant.
Muleguy.
Chairman.
Muleguy Enterprises. P.L.C.

Dear Muleguy

You poor blind beggar, can’t you see a forgery when you see one, that letter was created to discredit me, probably by Anglo who is using her female traits to usurp you and take over your empire.

Can you honestly believe that I would send such a letter across an open forum, never !! I say never!! Sir, I may be a foolish and possibly mislead man with a slight deviant leaning towards women’s clothing , whips, chains and candles. And I admit my night-time wandering have made the local police more than aware of me, and of course the time I was caught with the rubber ring halfway up a tree whilst singing Land of hope and Glory, And it was never proven that I left the autopilot off when I was the pilot of the plane that got the Guinness book of records top award for greatest number of members of the mile high club in one airplane, it just slipped out during a bit of disturbance.
Ok I apologise for the helicopter stunt over Moscow’s Red Square, but I was provoked and it seemed a good idea at the time, Damn those Russian scammers, they're so persuasive . But I am not that stupid.

Take care my friend there are evil people here that may seem genuine on paper but will cause your destruction if allowed to meet you, take precautions "mate", and never give away you personnel details, if you need further details I can point you to a suitable thread.

Keep looking, there are eyes and ears everywhere, I know as I have just got back from the supermarket and saw them there. But no need to become paranoid, I can do that for all 4 of us of us.


I remain your very obedient servant

Kevina

Kevina.
Enough!,now.
I said,enough!
Once again,it is perfectly transparent,in your letter to me,that you are an inveterate liar.
And,it is just as well,that you will be kept under the strictest possible control,by my able and trusted P.A. and confidant,Anglophile.

If you were not already under our total control,i would feel it incumbent upon me,to see it as my civic duty,to remove the threat you pose,with your abhorent and unnatural proclivities,from an unsuspecting public.

Rest assured,Kevina, you will come to know a very different kind of existence,aboard M.V. Muleguy 1st.
And,you can expect to be very severely punished,for your perfidious crimes,against myself,and Anglophile.

Particularly unforgivable,is your plot to involve Anglophile in your pitiful,and failed attempt, at subersion.

The worst of your crimes,though,and the one for which you will pay the heaviest price of all,was your scheme to try to tempt Anglophile into having me hypnotised into signing over all my wealth,and then imposing upon me the ultimate humiliation,of serving as your Cabin Boy.

And so,Kevina,it is with the greatest,and the sweetest anticipation possible,that i await your arrival,on board M.V. Muleguy 1st.

Your Lord and Master.
Muleguy.
Chairman.
Muleguy Enterprises. P.L.C.

My dear Anglophile.
My sincerest apologies,but i am afraid i must cut short your holiday,as M.V.Muleguy 1st. must depart Monaco for Antigua,as soon as we have Kevina safe and secure,on board.

At Antigua,we will rendevous with my Board Of Directors,who have reqested an urgent 2 day business conference. My Board Of Directors,all 8 of them women,are aboard the luxury yachts, M.V. Medusa,and M.V. Cassandra.
I will stay aboard M.V.Medusa,for the duration of the conference,leaving you in temporary command,of M.V. Muleguy 1st.
This will present an excellent opportunity for you,to make life 'interesting',for Kevina.

My dear Anglophile,the price my Board are exacting from me,for,first hiring you,and then doubling your earnings before you have even started work,is a luxury yacht,of the same class and design,as M.V. Muleguy 1st.,for each of them.

So,i am now inviting applications to prospective employees,wishing to serve my Lady directors,aboard their luxury yachts.
Now. Why should i employ YOU?
To be sure of selecting the right applicants,i will be closely adhering to the counsel of my P.A. and close confidant,Anglophile.

I wish all applicants success in their quest,to become the new servants of these very fine Ladies.

Muleguy.
Chairman.
Muleguy Enterprises P.L.C.

Dear Mr. Muleguy,

We are ready to sail as I have recovered Kevina from the ‘chicken ship’, and have him ‘safe and secure’ aboard the M.V. Muleguy 1st. I have briefed him on what he can expect while board. I have reminded him of his crimes and that he will now be paying for them. I advised him that discharging him from duty, my original plan, would be letting him off too easy and it would not afford him the opportunity to learn a lesson.

As for the future incoming applications, I have prepared a file for each board member containing a dossier so that I may match the applicants accordingly.

I’ve submitted the insurance claim for the loss of the helicopter and placed an order with Sikorsky for a replacement.

I have radioed ahead your expected arrived and made the necessary preparation for the board meeting. I have also included brochures from various yacht companies.

Sincerely,

Anoglophile