"ONE FOR THE LADIES", I need a GOOD LAUGH TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (16)
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How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
Any place without a drive-up window.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
Any place without a drive-up window.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
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Recent Survey
A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night:
Five percent said it was to get a glass of water.
Twelve percent said it was to go to the bathroom.
Eighty-three percent said it was to go home.
A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night:
Five percent said it was to get a glass of water.
Twelve percent said it was to go to the bathroom.
Eighty-three percent said it was to go home.
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Men are like chocolates.
They never last long enough.
They never last long enough.
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What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted several times.
What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says...."
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Telling you his real name.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted several times.
What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says...."
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
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What's the difference between a new husband & a new dog?
Ayear later, the dog is still pleased to see you.
Ayear later, the dog is still pleased to see you.
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Not thick enough
Not mmmmm enough
Not satisfied enough
And he still think's he is God's gift to the world.
I need a drink.
Not mmmmm enough
Not satisfied enough
And he still think's he is God's gift to the world.
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Real women don't have hot flushes.
They have POWER SURGES.
They have POWER SURGES.
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Manyfeathers: Real women don't have hot flushes.
They have POWER SURGES.
They have POWER SURGES.
There you go spoken by someone with knowledge--
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Keep this going guys all good ones for sure.
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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?
By his 'coffin.
How can you tell if the boogey man is in your house?
All your tissues are gone.
Why can't mummies go on vacation?
They are afraid they will relax and unwind.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have any guts.
What type of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap!!!
By his 'coffin.
How can you tell if the boogey man is in your house?
All your tissues are gone.
Why can't mummies go on vacation?
They are afraid they will relax and unwind.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have any guts.
What type of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap!!!
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Before money was invented, what did women find attractive about men??
The only time a woman values a man's company is when he owns it.
The only time a woman values a man's company is when he owns it.
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Why is psychotherapy so much quicker for men than for women?
When it's tome to back to his childhood, he's already there.
When it's tome to back to his childhood, he's already there.
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What do you have when you've got two little balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention.
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly committed? A Mental Institution.
Keep it going ladies. I need a good laugh today.
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