What would you do with a one legged ostrich? (24)
Doorman112coventry, Warwickshire, England UK6 Threads 74 PostsWhat would you do with a one legged ostrich?
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Doorman112: What would you do with a one legged ostrich?
Get a prop for it
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Doorman112: What would you do with a one legged ostrich?
Tie it to a two-legged ostrich so you could have a three-legged ostrich race?
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Doorman112: What would you do with a one legged ostrich?
Maybe you could get Rolf Harris to help out with that one ???
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aberfoyle: Maybe you could get Rolf Harris to help out with that one ???
Rolf Harris - you mean the one-legged aussie who looks like an ostrich?
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Doorman112: What would you do with a one legged ostrich?
Introduce it to Paul McCartney's ex wife?
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Doorman112: What would you do with a one legged ostrich?
boil it and serve it to CS
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Doorman112: What would you do with a one legged ostrich?
Just leave it alone because eventually it will pull out it's other leg. So no need to disturb it.
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aberfoyle: Maybe you could get Rolf Harris to help out with that one ???
I fail to see how 2 little boys with wooden horses are going to help! come on so a bit of sympathy to a poor disableld ostrich, you meany!! ...................... oh I see! you meant the other song.
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CrosstownTraffic: I fail to see how 2 little boys with wooden horses are going to help! come on show a bit of sympathy to a poor disabled ostrich, you meany!! ...................... oh I see! you meant the other song.
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grill it and eat with a one legged ostrich tomato sauce on a bed of rice.
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rusty_knight: Rolf Harris - you mean the one-legged aussie who looks like an ostrich?
That's the one
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Rexus: Just leave it alone because eventually it will pull out it's other leg. So no need to disturb it.
Hey Rex
You're not pulling my leg now are you ?
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abbiye: grill it and eat with a one legged ostrich tomato sauce on a bed of rice.
Yay, giant drumstick ... I bags it ------ This thread is Archived ------
aberfoyle: Maybe you could get Rolf Harris to help out with that one ???
Too bad Slim Dusty ain't around no more.He'd find a Solution!
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xcite2c: These questions get stupider, I'd expect as much; I'd stick it in you where the sun doesn't shine. Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer.
Look, it's him, he's the one who ripped off that leg on the bird!
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Call it Eilleen...
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aberfoyle: That's the one I believe he has a spare leg from time to time
He used to have two legs..... until he met an amorous ostrich....that ostrich just ripped off poor old Rolf's leg and he's just never been the same since he had his leg pulled!
Can you imagine Rolf doing one of his wall painting thingies and pulling off a wooden leg and dabbing the wooden foot in paint and using it to do a 'Walkabout' wall painting?
Cool!
I just love this thread - very therapeutic for insane people like me!
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