Umm I'm comming with rifle loaded and cross hair on the back of his head...One step in either direction that looks like it might be a second guess .....just another day for John...no biggie...guess you could say I'll be providing some security...you know in case things get out of hand....
strawberry jam and relish...odd combination...I won't ask... Gotta go to work now so If there is anything else you'll have to post it and I'll catch it later....BFN :bye:
What a day! I sit calmy in my rented cyber tux. There is no slouch in my posture as I ruefully watch the lovely Wikked walk down the cyber aisle in her Wikked gown. I am upright and devout as I wait, serene and without fear because I know what must be done. Courage wells up within me as that anticipated moment draws near.
Finally the moment arrives. The cyber priest has come to the words, "Now if there be anyone present who knows a reason why these two should not be joined together in cyber-matrimony let him speak..."
"I object cyber father!", I shout, as I saunter down the asile toward them, my gaze focused on my beloved Wikked. "I love this woman, and she loves me.", I pronounce as I take her by the hand and pull her near. "I never thought she would go this far to provoke me to action."
I gently cup her neck in my hand, then pull her close, eyes closed, lips parted. Our breath mixes as our lips touch, and time stands still for us. Sorry John!
highplainsHighland Springs, Virginia USA4,288 posts
sings...in perfect cadence....."Ain't no need in going home, Jody's got your girl and gonne....sound off.....one, two....sound offff....threee, four, break it on down now, One, Two, Three, Fourrrrr....One, Twooo, Threee, Fourrr".......
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