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Position: "Slapper" aka waitress
Needed for the CS Good Morning Croissant café...
Skills needed: Limited typing skills, can balance a full tray in both hands, able to fleece male customers of their cash and self-respect, slap the odd cheeky face...(hence the title "Slapper"...) and you can shake your hips like Shakira. Under no circumstances do you need volleyball talent...that's another thread...
Remuneration: if you can shake your hips like that, whatever your little heart desires...