just for smoky (104)
wedwardlinz, Upper Austria Austria680 Threads 7,252 Poststhis is me on bended knee to say and plead please marry me and lets fly away on that tandam broom into the sunset far away, what say you my swiss maid
wedward: this is me on bended knee to say and plead please marry me and lets fly away on that tandam broom into the sunset far away, what say you my swiss maid
Smoky???
Come hither, I can feel that much wanted wedding coming on...
Lovely Weddie, you are just the best.
Does this mean we are not meeting for coffee?
Sommerauer71: Smoky???
Come hither, I can feel that much wanted wedding coming on...
Lovely Weddie, you are just the best.
Does this mean we are not meeting for coffee?
Well,you might dance at "Weddie's Wedding" .Come hither, I can feel that much wanted wedding coming on...
Lovely Weddie, you are just the best.
Does this mean we are not meeting for coffee?
I've always wondered why you two were not together
Smoky, pleeeeeeease
Smoky, pleeeeeeease
cristina: I've always wondered why you two were not together
Smoky, pleeeeeeease
Same here Smoky, pleeeeeeease
Conrad, go find her, the woman has a marriage proposal.
any camels in sight?
come on Smoky! where are you?
come on Smoky! where are you?
dragonfly88: any camels in sight?
come on Smoky! where are you?
come on Smoky! where are you?
We still have five to get rid of, my dad did not want them.
Smoky???
Come on Mrs, wo bist du?
Sommerauer71: We still have five to get rid of, my dad did not want them. Smoky???
Come on Mrs, wo bist du?
... cant you lot read this is for smoky publicly private like all this ranting on thats not how it was supposed to be i thought the swiss minx would see it first oh bloody hellCome on Mrs, wo bist du?
wedward: ... cant you lot read this is for smoky publicly private like all this ranting on thats not how it was supposed to be i thought the swiss minx would see it first oh bloody hell
you should go to her town in switzerland,,,pitch up in her coal bunker and refuse to leave until she gives you her heart and pledge..
guiriman: you should go to her town in switzerland,,,pitch up in her coal bunker and refuse to leave until she gives you her heart and pledge..
Risking a Run In with the Dorf-Polizist (Local Constable).
Conrad73: Risking a Run In with the Dorf-Polizist (Local Constable).
holy macaroni, don't say the dorf-polizist (local constable) is after smokey too....maybe weddie and the constable could have a dual at dawn...
--- Wedy - what can I say --- 'Off with yer head-
---Shes looking for a younger spunk - a fresh sunny start- far from the maddening crowd hwre the mechanics of lifestages can be shelved for -- at least six months of the year
PS one with dual passports ---mmmh that reminds me better pull out my Italian EU on- dust it off just in case
Is there any valid reasons why I should consider this proposal?
You see ...I been married three times already and none of them worked out, so this time ......just for fun, I have decided to do it MY way, if at all .......... I wanna get married with my hair in dreadlocks and have a tierred wedding dress in layers of green/yellow/red, and have a black ganja wedding cake in the shape of an African Drum and bridesmaids dressed in traditional Zulu leopard skins with an Impi guard of honour doing a gum-boot dance, and the reception to be at a Hot-springs resort where we all swim naked in the steaming pools out in the snow. And there will be no vows or promises of any sort other than the giving to me of two huge gold bracelets studded with many pure-white diamonds and a few emeralds and rubies - to wear round my ankles. Then I want to go on a nice long 6week cruise around the Med on one of those luxury liners that serve breakfast in bed, and buffets at midnight, and have all night discos, and day trips into exotic islands.
So ... just cause you all wanna go to a nice wedding and get drunk for free is no reason for me to get married! 
But you all free to marry who and when and how you`all wanna .....
You see ...I been married three times already and none of them worked out, so this time ......just for fun, I have decided to do it MY way, if at all .......... I wanna get married with my hair in dreadlocks and have a tierred wedding dress in layers of green/yellow/red, and have a black ganja wedding cake in the shape of an African Drum and bridesmaids dressed in traditional Zulu leopard skins with an Impi guard of honour doing a gum-boot dance, and the reception to be at a Hot-springs resort where we all swim naked in the steaming pools out in the snow. And there will be no vows or promises of any sort other than the giving to me of two huge gold bracelets studded with many pure-white diamonds and a few emeralds and rubies - to wear round my ankles. Then I want to go on a nice long 6week cruise around the Med on one of those luxury liners that serve breakfast in bed, and buffets at midnight, and have all night discos, and day trips into exotic islands.
So ... just cause you all wanna go to a nice wedding and get drunk for free is no reason for me to get married!
But you all free to marry who and when and how you`all wanna .....smoky: Is there any valid reasons why I should consider this proposal?
You see ...I been married three times already and none of them worked out, so this time ......just for fun, I have decided to do it MY way, if at all .......... I wanna get married with my hair in dreadlocks and have a tierred wedding dress in layers of green/yellow/red, and have a black ganja wedding cake in the shape of an African Drum and bridesmaids dressed in traditional Zulu leopard skins with an Impi guard of honour doing a gum-boot dance, and the reception to be at a Hot-springs resort where we all swim naked in the steaming pools out in the snow. And there will be no vows or promises of any sort other than the giving to me of two huge gold bracelets studded with many pure-white diamonds and a few emeralds and rubies - to wear round my ankles. Then I want to go on a nice long 6week cruise around the Med on one of those luxury liners that serve breakfast in bed, and buffets at midnight, and have all night discos, and day trips into exotic islands.
So ... just cause you all wanna go to a nice wedding and get drunk for free is no reason for me to get married! But you all free to marry who and when and how you`all wanna .....
You see ...I been married three times already and none of them worked out, so this time ......just for fun, I have decided to do it MY way, if at all .......... I wanna get married with my hair in dreadlocks and have a tierred wedding dress in layers of green/yellow/red, and have a black ganja wedding cake in the shape of an African Drum and bridesmaids dressed in traditional Zulu leopard skins with an Impi guard of honour doing a gum-boot dance, and the reception to be at a Hot-springs resort where we all swim naked in the steaming pools out in the snow. And there will be no vows or promises of any sort other than the giving to me of two huge gold bracelets studded with many pure-white diamonds and a few emeralds and rubies - to wear round my ankles. Then I want to go on a nice long 6week cruise around the Med on one of those luxury liners that serve breakfast in bed, and buffets at midnight, and have all night discos, and day trips into exotic islands.
So ... just cause you all wanna go to a nice wedding and get drunk for free is no reason for me to get married! But you all free to marry who and when and how you`all wanna .....
Ok, Smoky.
I will get married instead then...
Cusp can supply the wine.
Lago can do the ceremony.
Guiri can give me away.
Marti and Ginger can be my MOH.
Rusty can come, if he likes.
Phoenix can do the music.
Shot can ensure I do not commit suicide.
Uli can be the dancer.
Jan can sit in the front row and cry.
Immanuelle can be my bridesmaid.
Weddie, can be Master of Ceremony.
Now all we gotta do is find me an usband.
Sorted.
smoky: Is there any valid reasons why I should consider this proposal?
You see ...I been married three times already and none of them worked out, so this time ......just for fun, I have decided to do it MY way, if at all .......... I wanna get married with my hair in dreadlocks and have a tierred wedding dress in layers of green/yellow/red, and have a black ganja wedding cake in the shape of an African Drum and bridesmaids dressed in traditional Zulu leopard skins with an Impi guard of honour doing a gum-boot dance, and the reception to be at a Hot-springs resort where we all swim naked in the steaming pools out in the snow. And there will be no vows or promises of any sort other than the giving to me of two huge gold bracelets studded with many pure-white diamonds and a few emeralds and rubies - to wear round my ankles. Then I want to go on a nice long 6week cruise around the Med on one of those luxury liners that serve breakfast in bed, and buffets at midnight, and have all night discos, and day trips into exotic islands.
So ... just cause you all wanna go to a nice wedding and get drunk for free is no reason for me to get married! But you all free to marry who and when and how you`all wanna .....
.. you can have it all dear lady anything in the world you wish my heart beats for your love ok so you,ve been married 3 times before we all make mistakes this is no mistake just say yes and what it will take for you to say yes and its yours You see ...I been married three times already and none of them worked out, so this time ......just for fun, I have decided to do it MY way, if at all .......... I wanna get married with my hair in dreadlocks and have a tierred wedding dress in layers of green/yellow/red, and have a black ganja wedding cake in the shape of an African Drum and bridesmaids dressed in traditional Zulu leopard skins with an Impi guard of honour doing a gum-boot dance, and the reception to be at a Hot-springs resort where we all swim naked in the steaming pools out in the snow. And there will be no vows or promises of any sort other than the giving to me of two huge gold bracelets studded with many pure-white diamonds and a few emeralds and rubies - to wear round my ankles. Then I want to go on a nice long 6week cruise around the Med on one of those luxury liners that serve breakfast in bed, and buffets at midnight, and have all night discos, and day trips into exotic islands.
So ... just cause you all wanna go to a nice wedding and get drunk for free is no reason for me to get married! But you all free to marry who and when and how you`all wanna .....
smoky: Is there any valid reasons why I should consider this proposal?
You see ...I been married three times already and none of them worked out, so this time ......just for fun, I have decided to do it MY way, if at all .......... I wanna get married with my hair in dreadlocks and have a tierred wedding dress in layers of green/yellow/red, and have a black ganja wedding cake in the shape of an African Drum and bridesmaids dressed in traditional Zulu leopard skins with an Impi guard of honour doing a gum-boot dance, and the reception to be at a Hot-springs resort where we all swim naked in the steaming pools out in the snow. And there will be no vows or promises of any sort other than the giving to me of two huge gold bracelets studded with many pure-white diamonds and a few emeralds and rubies - to wear round my ankles. Then I want to go on a nice long 6week cruise around the Med on one of those luxury liners that serve breakfast in bed, and buffets at midnight, and have all night discos, and day trips into exotic islands.
So ... just cause you all wanna go to a nice wedding and get drunk for free is no reason for me to get married! But you all free to marry who and when and how you`all wanna .....
Pretty modest Wedding,I'd say.You see ...I been married three times already and none of them worked out, so this time ......just for fun, I have decided to do it MY way, if at all .......... I wanna get married with my hair in dreadlocks and have a tierred wedding dress in layers of green/yellow/red, and have a black ganja wedding cake in the shape of an African Drum and bridesmaids dressed in traditional Zulu leopard skins with an Impi guard of honour doing a gum-boot dance, and the reception to be at a Hot-springs resort where we all swim naked in the steaming pools out in the snow. And there will be no vows or promises of any sort other than the giving to me of two huge gold bracelets studded with many pure-white diamonds and a few emeralds and rubies - to wear round my ankles. Then I want to go on a nice long 6week cruise around the Med on one of those luxury liners that serve breakfast in bed, and buffets at midnight, and have all night discos, and day trips into exotic islands.
So ... just cause you all wanna go to a nice wedding and get drunk for free is no reason for me to get married! But you all free to marry who and when and how you`all wanna .....
But But But....i could be one of your cutie little zulu bridesmaid or your witness wearing ear-plugs...when you say i d
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