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Jan 11, 2009 4:15 PM CST For Ducks sake..........
TurkishDelight
TurkishDelightTurkishDelightDublin, Antrim Ireland139 Threads 3,998 Posts
Three women die together in an accident
and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on . very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.


St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
Man replies I don’t know about you but I stepped on a duck
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Jan 11, 2009 4:16 PM CST For Ducks sake..........
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 11, 2009 4:17 PM CST For Ducks sake..........
vonney
vonneyvonneyDublin, Ireland24 Threads 6,371 Posts
LOL very good

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 11, 2009 4:19 PM CST For Ducks sake..........
pretzelman
pretzelmanpretzelmanLas Vegas, Nevada USA43 Threads 1 Polls 2,956 Posts
lololol...I had to think for a moment.doh
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Jan 11, 2009 4:50 PM CST For Ducks sake..........
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
That's brilliant..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 11, 2009 6:11 PM CST For Ducks sake..........
Abram
AbramAbramGoshen, Ohio USA9 Threads 2,077 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing Thank You very much TurkishDelight, got me laughing out loud, laugh I'd give you a kiss, but we need an emoticon with some man lips, and mustache.
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Jan 11, 2009 6:18 PM CST For Ducks sake..........
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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