Light a Smoke the wrong way! Pour a Beer all over my Shirt! Fart Loudly in a Resturant! You Want More? How aboutTrying too spit out the window and hitting my Arm! Leave the Keys in the Car! Try too pick up my best friends 48 year old mother when I was 19! Say I can Handle another Shot of 151 Rum! Fake an Orgasum (I JUST WANTED TO Sleep)! Walk around Naked In Front of My Mirror (OH MY GOD I"M BIG) and Ten My Teeth Fell Out!
WestdeckAmsterdam, North Holland Netherlands1,649 posts
Well I don't drink anymore, but in my 'wild' days after I had some 'firewater' I jumped through a plate glass window from a store where they sold Steinway pianos and played the 5th of beethoven on one of the piano's. I must have been under 18 because my dad had to pay for the damage. I am so glad my dad forgave me all my 'mistakes'. My god I was aI was a mad idiot.
Ummm.... on a school trip to Spain, me and a bunch of us slipped a not so moderate amount of laxative in our very lecherous teacher's sangria. Let's just say his white suit didn't stay white the whole evening...
I don't think it's funny once i got sobber, But here we go i have pee in top of the bar, i have puke on the bartender and other drunk people, I have come out of the bathroom crawling like i was 6 months old, i have try to start a fight when i can even walk or talk (and i don't even speak english, Imaging that one) and a lot more, By the way i quit drinking i wonder why?
THIS IS FUNNY!!! Me and my boyfriend (ex now) were at this party he was not drunk while i was totally hammered, and so i went to get our cds out of his truck, but ended up locking the keys inside, i came in crying because i felt bad, he went out to the truck only to discover that it didn't matter as ALL of the windows were unrolled!! yeah stupid but funny!
I just out of EMT training---my partner and I tried to do a trauma assessment on a guy that we laid out in the floor.....Talk about a disaster waiting to happen!!!!!!!!!!
An unrehearsed and unplanned stand-up comedy routine in front of mostly strangers at my friend's house party.Some were laughing so heartily they cried and my friend almost wet in her jeans.
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