whats your worst and best dating exp (15)

aint many around tonight. try the int forums

Definitely had some disasters involving too much alcohol and even more vomit but don't really want to recall those ones....one guy asked me to fetch his false teeth out of his vomit after he barely made it in the alley...uumm no thanks.....another ventured from the toilet forgetting to do up his fly...well I politely thought I would mention it and he just laughed and dropped his jeans around his ankles..yes in full view of a bar full...ummm first date not a gold star!!!
Had the dinner invitation last night from well-meaning friends. arranged to meet at "the" restaurant and unsuspecting me arrived to discover I had been outdressed by even the maitre de, you know the type of restaurant, posh to the max, even though I was hot in designer jeans and lace-up prada boots.
Well it was like eating in an aquarium, surrounded by glass and water and still can't figure out how they got the couches that deep into the marble floor? My dinner companion arranged by my lucky-to-still-be best frends, an abnoxious greek man suffering from obvious short man dillusions and wearing the largest blinkers I have ever heard from, proceeded to express to me how all middle eastern appearance people should be shipped home, (he was Greek after all!)????
Well I transferred my focus onto the menu instead, hoping for some enlightenment in that department only to discover I had to actually mortgage my apartment just to dine there. Well after much scutinising, I opted for the barramundi, my favourite but more to the point, the cheapest meal on the menu.
Well after many moments of lack lustre conversation and the greek mans words becoming slightly slurred after two bottles of over-priced red, my fish finally made its way onto the table. Well yes, just like the funny british comedys I always used to watch, the bloody thing was the smallest fish I have ever laid eyes on and of course smack bang centre on the biggest plate I have ever eaten from, drizzled with whatever phoney sauce they concoct which in reality is probably top shelf from woolworths or franklins.
The best part of the evening was not ending with the bill, after greek man bragged that hard about his wealth, he had to of course pay for the table in order to keep up appearances, get to keep my apartment after all.
Well I made a mad dash to my car, stopped at my favourite fish and chip shop on the drive home, planted my designer jeans and prada boots on the sand at Mooloolaba, sat in bikini bottoms and listened to the surf and sipped a icy beer while I scoffed the best meal I have had in ages. Ahh,can't get better than that, another great night out!!!!

So are you gong to meet him again ????

I havent dated much these last few years....but i remember being stalked by a lass i went on a date with just the once, when i was in my late 20 s and living in the Uk ..she would come around to the bedsit, get someone to let her in the house and start banging on my door

Being rather smart i decided to lock the door from the inside and pretend i wasnt in....Felt like an idiot when she remarked she could see the key in the door

ive had many bad dating expierences!not many good ones.but the worst has to be this one time i got set up by my friends on a blind date. she as a good looking girl. we went for few drinks and everything was going well until her ex spotted us .turns out she only wanted to make him jealous.so she ended up going home with him!nt agud date

Right. I've never had a date. So no bad experiences. I've never had the courage to ask anyone out. Cant you see why?

getting a text on New Years Eve 25 minutes before i was suppose to meet a girl on a first date,in the car and on the way to the date.disaster

My worst date ever - I realised after being out with this girl for a few hours that she was a total nutter and had a tendency towards violence when drunk

I got out of dodge only to realise that I had no money for a taxi, all buses and trains were finished and I was about 30 miles from home. So I did the manly thing

Slept at a bus stop