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Jan 28, 2009 6:52 PM CST Men Jokes
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.

Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.

Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.

Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.

Q How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A.Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.
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Jan 28, 2009 6:55 PM CST Men Jokes
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
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Jan 28, 2009 6:58 PM CST Men Jokes
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
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Jan 28, 2009 7:00 PM CST Men Jokes
Tater
TaterTaterspringfield, Illinois USA45 Threads 3 Polls 3,326 Posts
laugh cute..thumbs up
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Jan 28, 2009 7:11 PM CST Men Jokes
Me4u2
Me4u2Me4u2here, Georgia USA66 Posts
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Feb 6, 2009 7:18 PM CST Men Jokes
Marseilles
MarseillesMarseillesSomewhere, Indiana USA4 Threads 436 Posts
So now be a man and post some funny ones about women?

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Feb 6, 2009 7:24 PM CST Men Jokes
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing funny stuff Des.applause wave
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