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wedwardlinz, Upper Austria Austria680 Threads 7,252 Postshave you passed your sell by date
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No Weddie.
Have you?
wedward: have you passed your sell by date
Since I dont drink,
I think there would be a market for my liver
I bid one large glass of milk! 
Ulimaroa: Since I dont drink,
I think there would be a market for my liver
I think there would be a market for my liver
There is a market for all of you, Uli.
Morning beautiful.
Fallingman: I bid one large glass of milk!
You look anemic today
Sommerauer71: There is a market for all of you, Uli.
Morning beautiful.
Morning beautiful.
Thanks, and good Morning Summerpopsical,
so you reckon I'd still have chances earning a living
as surrogate mother
wedward: have you passed your sell by date
I'm not for sale, so..................no.
Ulimaroa: You look anemic today
It is all the milk I drink!!
but for you Eye will see what I can do in a little while
Fallingman: It is all the milk I drink!!
but for you Eye will see what I can do in a little while
but for you Eye will see what I can do in a little while
My sell-by date has indeed expired....actually, I'm on sale today....in fact, you could say I'm cheap...take it or leave it, but sorry, no returns...
Lagoona22: My sell-by date has indeed expired....actually, I'm on sale today....in fact, you could say I'm cheap...take it or leave it, but sorry, no returns...
*dustingofhisshoulder* & *pickingcobwebsofears&nose*
You need a good polish first, dear
dont'cha?Oooh-yeah!!...(wiggling eyebrows)..
Ulimaroa: *dustingofhisshoulder* & *pickingcobwebsofears&nose*
You need a good polish first, dear dont'cha?
You need a good polish first, dear dont'cha?
Lagoona22: Oooh-yeah!!...(wiggling eyebrows)..
Think twice about it... you know what some statues look like, when everyone grabs hold of the same part of the veil, foot or other protrusion...
It then sticks out like a sore thumb
Ulimaroa: Think twice about it... you know what some statues look like, when everyone grabs hold of the same part of the veil, foot or other protrusion...
It then sticks out like a sore thumb
It then sticks out like a sore thumb
Moreover, itll look worn and shiny...
Ulimaroa: Thanks, and good Morning Summerpopsical,
so you reckon I'd still have chances earning a living
as surrogate mother
so you reckon I'd still have chances earning a living
as surrogate mother
Of course, if I got my tubes untied I would consider it.
Maybe I should get my tube tied...
Sommerauer71: Of course, if I got my tubes untied I would consider it.
Maisie: I'm not for sale, so..................no.
sorry if i offened you but some people say when you reach a certain age that your sell by date 
Sommerauer71: Of course, if I got my tubes untied I would consider it.
You woulndt need to tell...
Nobody can see or hear them!
Lagoona22: Maybe I should get my tube tied...
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