The Italian Secret for a Long Marriage (13)
p_seg: At St. Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husbands marriage seminar. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I've a-tried to treat-a her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of alla is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'
The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?'
Giuseppe proudly replied, 'I'm agonna go get her.'
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I've a-tried to treat-a her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of alla is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'
The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?'
Giuseppe proudly replied, 'I'm agonna go get her.'
Ohhhh just brilliant, Paul!!
Loved it....
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hey giusseppe was my fathers name
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tumtum52: hey giusseppe was my fathers name
Are you Italian then?!
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roseofsharon: Are you Italian then?!
hmm, ma Rose, ti piacono gli Italiani per caso?
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p_seg: hmm, ma Rose, ti piacono gli Italiani per caso?
I think I may have mis-interpreted that one, Paul.... mi Italiano e non bene, mi amico!!
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Rose, has just asked you if you like Italians (men in particular )
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p_seg: Rose, has just asked you if you like Italians (men in particular )
Ohhh... I did get it right then?!
Si, Paul, ma non solamente uomini d'Italiano!And always a delight to see you, my friend!
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tumtum52: hey giusseppe was my fathers name
Well if your mother was in Italy, how did you get here?
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p_seg: At St. Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husbands marriage seminar. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I've a-tried to treat-a her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of alla is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'
The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?'
Giuseppe proudly replied, 'I'm agonna go get her.'
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I've a-tried to treat-a her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of alla is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'
The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?'
Giuseppe proudly replied, 'I'm agonna go get her.'
Very good!
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roseofsharon: Ohhh... I did get it right then?! Si, Paul, ma non solamente uomini d'Italiano!
And always a delight to see you, my friend!
And always a delight to see you, my friend!
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Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I've a-tried to treat-a her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of alla is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'
The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?'
Giuseppe proudly replied, 'I'm agonna go get her.'