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Feb 9, 2009 5:10 PM CST Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)
BarrenPneuma
BarrenPneumaBarrenPneumaGolden Staircase, Ontario Canada87 Threads 3 Polls 1,561 Posts
mylifewithu: I mean like towels and washcloths, bed linens.


I have washed everything that is cleaned in a washing machine. Including curtains and towels, cloths, sheets and every pice of clothing in this house. Blankets, throw rugs (small one in front of oven and another by the sink). Damn I would bathe in the frikken thing just to smell like that lavender and lilac scent.hug
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Feb 9, 2009 5:17 PM CST Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)
laura225
laura225laura225Somewhere, New York USA3 Threads 2 Polls 1,792 Posts
BarrenPneuma: Cells for sale. Asking price is negotiable. Brain cells no refund they may or may not be defunct. You are probably better off with the burnt ones as I have to share a residece with the living ones and they are noisy beyond your worst neighbours all night parties.


laugh

hahah... another cs scam? roll eyes

You are not gonna sell us this, M.

smoking finished product only! snooty

giggle ...and with comprehensive vocabulary, if possible grin

confused too much to ask? Ok, that (comprehensive vocabulary) part is negotiable.


teddybear
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Feb 9, 2009 5:22 PM CST Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)
BarrenPneuma
BarrenPneumaBarrenPneumaGolden Staircase, Ontario Canada87 Threads 3 Polls 1,561 Posts
laura225: hahah... another cs scam?

You are not gonna sell us this, M.

finished product only!

...and with comprehensive vocabulary, if possible

too much to ask? Ok, that (comprehensive vocabulary) part is negotiable.


Each cell has all the requisite components to make another me. The only regulation stated in the fine print of course is that no two can reside in any one province or state. Potential black holes you understand?
Comprehensive vocabulary was only an option on this model up to 1977 beyond that it came fully loaded with all the verbiage that fuels the silliness that embodies the who I am today.
Of course with cloning all you can get is the current model, but it can cook and clean and is obedient to the right owner. Is potty trained and has a developed sense of morality (which can be altered slightly). The best thing is that even though this model has been out for 41 years it yet retains its 20 year old chassis.
Serious inquiries only.grin
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Feb 9, 2009 5:29 PM CST Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
BarrenPneuma: I have washed everything that is cleaned in a washing machine. Including curtains and towels, cloths, sheets and every pice of clothing in this house. Blankets, throw rugs (small one in front of oven and another by the sink). Damn I would bathe in the frikken thing just to smell like that lavender and lilac scent.
Well it sure sounds like you have everything covered, so you shouldn't have any worries. laugh hug applause Have a great time with you sweetie.applause
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Feb 9, 2009 5:33 PM CST Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)
Crystalpistol2
Crystalpistol2Crystalpistol2La Grange Park, Illinois USA21 Threads 383 Posts
Did you wash the windows? If you have curtains or drapes, you can put them in the dryer, no heat and fluff them to get any dust off them. Remember to wash your mirrors as well.

Some neat freaks, just do it because not matter how good of a job you do, they always think they can do it better.

Good Luck
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Feb 9, 2009 5:34 PM CST Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)
BarrenPneuma
BarrenPneumaBarrenPneumaGolden Staircase, Ontario Canada87 Threads 3 Polls 1,561 Posts
mylifewithu: Well it sure sounds like you have everything covered, so you shouldn't have any worries. Have a great time life with your sweetie.
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Feb 9, 2009 5:36 PM CST Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
You are right Mark I should have said, Have a great Life with your sweetie. applause applause Bless you both and maybe it last forever also.bouquet applause
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Feb 9, 2009 5:37 PM CST Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
mylifewithu: You are right Mark I should have said, Have a great Life with your sweetie. Bless you both and may it last forever also.
Ooopsdoh
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Feb 9, 2009 5:37 PM CST Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)
BarrenPneuma
BarrenPneumaBarrenPneumaGolden Staircase, Ontario Canada87 Threads 3 Polls 1,561 Posts
mylifewithu: You are right Mark I should have said, Have a great Life with your sweetie. Bless you both and maybe it last forever also.


I knew what you meant Lela.hug
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Feb 9, 2009 5:38 PM CST Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)
BarrenPneuma
BarrenPneumaBarrenPneumaGolden Staircase, Ontario Canada87 Threads 3 Polls 1,561 Posts
mylifewithu: Ooops


Damn you're quick.grin
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Feb 9, 2009 5:38 PM CST Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
BarrenPneuma: I knew what you meant Lela.
Wheww good, I didn't see it till it posted. I am glad you are a positive man and knew what I meanthug applause wink laugh
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Feb 9, 2009 5:39 PM CST Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)
laura225
laura225laura225Somewhere, New York USA3 Threads 2 Polls 1,792 Posts
BarrenPneuma: Each cell has all the requisite components to make another me. The only regulation stated in the fine print of course is that no two can reside in any one province or state. Potential black holes you understand?
Comprehensive vocabulary was only an option on this model up to 1977 beyond that it came fully loaded with all the verbiage that fuels the silliness that embodies the who I am today.
Of course with cloning all you can get is the current model, but it can cook and clean and is obedient to the right owner. Is potty trained and has a developed sense of morality (which can be altered slightly). The best thing is that even though this model has been out for 41 years it yet retains its 20 year old chassis.
Serious inquiries only.


Current model is perfect, M.

grin bouquet
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Feb 9, 2009 5:39 PM CST Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
BarrenPneuma: Damn you're quick.
yay tongue tongue Only way to be.devil
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Feb 9, 2009 7:18 PM CST Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
Can the romantic part of a person be cloned?
The one that I have in mind could use just a bit more.
Not bad in the romance dept. but could use a few pointers
The one I have in mind is good with work etc.

For myself I wish to get some intelligent cells Barren.
I am much to naive and gullable.
Not alway quick on the trigger lol
Not dumb, but at times slow on the uptake.
This is partly because I don't posses a suspicious mind.
I ought to get one though.
Aww probable too late now.
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Feb 9, 2009 8:43 PM CST Need some help from the ladies (or really in tune men)
laura225
laura225laura225Somewhere, New York USA3 Threads 2 Polls 1,792 Posts
hollandgirl: Can the romantic part of a person be cloned?
The one that I have in mind could use just a bit more.
Not bad in the romance dept. but could use a few pointers
The one I have in mind is good with work etc.

For myself I wish to get some intelligent cells Barren.
I am much to naive and gullable.
Not alway quick on the trigger lol
Not dumb, but at times slow on the uptake.
This is partly because I don't posses a suspicious mind.
I ought to get one though.
Aww probable too late now.


wave

Yes, Jenny - too late now!

Go get it first thing tomorrow morning. wine laugh
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