jessejess47: ok I will give my cooking talents ... we all how you ladies hate to work in the kitchen
Cooking talents!! Hear that ladies, we'll build a man that can cook! As long as he does, that has remained to be seen. The winning bidder will have to check this out for herself.
I have a brain I haven't used in years? I have been told many times that my eyes are unforgetable. My neck makes my sweetheart weak in the knees My calves are like mimi melons (I have walked everywhere for all my life) From working in the mine I have iron hard Popeye-like forearms. 6'3" inches tall so the height could be donated too. I have deep empathy, emotional intelligence, and a biting sense of humour that could go too. The only thing I cannot part with is my heart, sould and the naughty bits they already are completely owned.
Of course any parts that could be used come with a waranty and 30 day money back guarantee. Cloned parts only though the entirety of the original package is property of my Love.
BarrenPneuma: I have a brain I haven't used in years? I have been told many times that my eyes are unforgetable. My neck makes my sweetheart weak in the knees My calves are like mimi melons (I have walked everywhere for all my life) From working in the mine I have iron hard Popeye-like forearms. 6'3" inches tall so the height could be donated too. I have deep empathy, emotional intelligence, and a biting sense of humour that could go too. The only thing I cannot part with is my heart, sould and the naughty bits they already are completely owned.
Of course any parts that could be used come with a waranty and 30 day money back guarantee. Cloned parts only though the entirety of the original package is property of my Love.
We are looking for a good brain, and could really use the arms, too.
BarrenPneuma: I have a brain I haven't used in years? I have been told many times that my eyes are unforgetable. My neck makes my sweetheart weak in the knees My calves are like mimni melons (I have walked everywhere for all my life) From working in the mine I have iron hard Popeye-like forearms. 6'3" inches tall so the height could be donated too. I have deep empathy, emotional intelligence, and a biting sense of humour that could go too. The only thing I cannot part with is my heart, sould and the naughty bits they already are completely owned.
Of course any parts that could be used come with a waranty and 30 day money back guarantee. Cloned parts only though the entirety of the original package is property of my Love.
Sorry 'bout the typos my mind is four days ahead of me here and so deeply
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