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Feb 17, 2009 2:34 AM CST Ladies, Let's Build a MAN! Men, we'll need your donations...
jessejess47
jessejess47jessejess47ogdensburg, New York USA35 Threads 1 Polls 3,886 Posts
ok I will give my cooking talents ... we all how you ladies hate to work in the kitchen
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Feb 17, 2009 8:05 AM CST Ladies, Let's Build a MAN! Men, we'll need your donations...
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
jessejess47: ok I will give my cooking talents ... we all how you ladies hate to work in the kitchen



Cooking talents!! Hear that ladies, we'll build a man that can cook! As long as he does, that has remained to be seen. The winning bidder will have to check this out for herself. grin
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Feb 19, 2009 7:07 PM CST Ladies, Let's Build a MAN! Men, we'll need your donations...
Manthursday
ManthursdayManthursdayGalway, Ireland1 Posts
The rib of a perfect woman?
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Feb 19, 2009 7:20 PM CST Ladies, Let's Build a MAN! Men, we'll need your donations...
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
Manthursday: The rib of a perfect woman?




Are you planning to build a woman? We are building a man. Now... what are you going to donate? grin
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Feb 19, 2009 7:21 PM CST Ladies, Let's Build a MAN! Men, we'll need your donations...
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
Manthursday: The rib of a perfect woman?



And we didn't do the rib thing. Rich donated his 2 little toes, so we used that. help
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Feb 19, 2009 7:22 PM CST Ladies, Let's Build a MAN! Men, we'll need your donations...
jessejess47
jessejess47jessejess47ogdensburg, New York USA35 Threads 1 Polls 3,886 Posts
This man you are building maybe you should name himprofessor
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Feb 19, 2009 7:32 PM CST Ladies, Let's Build a MAN! Men, we'll need your donations...
BarrenPneuma
BarrenPneumaBarrenPneumaGolden Staircase, Ontario Canada87 Threads 3 Polls 1,561 Posts
I have a brain I haven't used in years?
I have been told many times that my eyes are unforgetable.
My neck makes my sweetheart weak in the knees
My calves are like mimi melons (I have walked everywhere for all my life)
From working in the mine I have iron hard Popeye-like forearms.
6'3" inches tall so the height could be donated too.
I have deep empathy, emotional intelligence, and a biting sense of humour that could go too.
The only thing I cannot part with is my heart, sould and the naughty bits they already are completely owned.

Of course any parts that could be used come with a waranty and 30 day money back guarantee. Cloned parts only though the entirety of the original package is property of my Love.cool
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Feb 19, 2009 7:34 PM CST Ladies, Let's Build a MAN! Men, we'll need your donations...
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
jessejess47: This man you are building maybe you should name him


Well, uhhh in private, he's become Frankenjody. laugh

But we also had an auction going. Maybe we should let the winning (cheap) bidder name him? dunno
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Feb 19, 2009 7:35 PM CST Ladies, Let's Build a MAN! Men, we'll need your donations...
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
BarrenPneuma: I have a brain I haven't used in years?
I have been told many times that my eyes are unforgetable.
My neck makes my sweetheart weak in the knees
My calves are like mimi melons (I have walked everywhere for all my life)
From working in the mine I have iron hard Popeye-like forearms.
6'3" inches tall so the height could be donated too.
I have deep empathy, emotional intelligence, and a biting sense of humour that could go too.
The only thing I cannot part with is my heart, sould and the naughty bits they already are completely owned.

Of course any parts that could be used come with a waranty and 30 day money back guarantee. Cloned parts only though the entirety of the original package is property of my Love.


We are looking for a good brain, and could really use the arms, too.


Hiya Mark. How are you sweetie. hug
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Feb 19, 2009 7:36 PM CST Ladies, Let's Build a MAN! Men, we'll need your donations...
BarrenPneuma
BarrenPneumaBarrenPneumaGolden Staircase, Ontario Canada87 Threads 3 Polls 1,561 Posts
BarrenPneuma: I have a brain I haven't used in years?
I have been told many times that my eyes are unforgetable.
My neck makes my sweetheart weak in the knees
My calves are like mimni melons (I have walked everywhere for all my life)
From working in the mine I have iron hard Popeye-like forearms.
6'3" inches tall so the height could be donated too.
I have deep empathy, emotional intelligence, and a biting sense of humour that could go too.
The only thing I cannot part with is my heart, sould and the naughty bits they already are completely owned.

Of course any parts that could be used come with a waranty and 30 day money back guarantee. Cloned parts only though the entirety of the original package is property of my Love.


Sorry 'bout the typos my mind is four days ahead of me here and so deeplysmitten

doh
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Feb 19, 2009 7:37 PM CST Ladies, Let's Build a MAN! Men, we'll need your donations...
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
BarrenPneuma: Sorry 'bout the typos my mind is four days ahead of me here and so deeply



4 days? Do tell!!

Actually, we do need those arms. Jesse up there is going to do the cooking. grin
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Feb 19, 2009 7:40 PM CST Ladies, Let's Build a MAN! Men, we'll need your donations...
thewall2
thewall2thewall2montreal, Quebec Canada61 Threads 10,499 Posts
I've been told I got not bad shoulders,,,so I DONATE THAT,,,if you want them.wave
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Feb 19, 2009 7:41 PM CST Ladies, Let's Build a MAN! Men, we'll need your donations...
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
thewall2: I've been told I got not bad shoulders,,,so I DONATE THAT,,,if you want them.



applause applause applause



I love great shoulders!! yay wine
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Feb 19, 2009 7:45 PM CST Ladies, Let's Build a MAN! Men, we'll need your donations...
thewall2
thewall2thewall2montreal, Quebec Canada61 Threads 10,499 Posts
dcj22: I love great shoulders!!
wave







wine
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Feb 19, 2009 7:45 PM CST Ladies, Let's Build a MAN! Men, we'll need your donations...
jeepers
jeepersjeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)57 Threads 10,968 Posts
someone once told me I have nice looking feet !
Need some ? dunno
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Feb 19, 2009 7:53 PM CST Ladies, Let's Build a MAN! Men, we'll need your donations...
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
jeepers: someone once told me I have nice looking feet !
Need some ?



YAY -- you can keep your little toes. Rich has already donated those. grin


Thank you!
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Feb 19, 2009 7:55 PM CST Ladies, Let's Build a MAN! Men, we'll need your donations...
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
Men, we still need some great hands. Now we have the shoulders and arms to hold them. Til the woman gets a hold of them. help
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