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druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 PostsBig_John: What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
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"Do you believe in love at 1st sight, or should I walk by again?" 
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Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
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Darling, I'de like to make soup with your undies ....
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How about a sheepburger sweetheart?? OH whats that??? A little bit of ewe !!!
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A happy crack is a dry crack
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