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My face is leaving in 5 mins, be on it.
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Would you like some fries with that shake?
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Can I buy you a drink ....... or would you just like the change ?
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Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
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If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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Hi. You'll do.
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sxc666: Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
Well you do have nice knockers...
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jvaski: Can I buy you a drink ....... or would you just like the change ?
I lost my wallet can I have yours
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If you won't f*ck me, can I f*ck you?
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Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl:"I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"
Girl:"I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"
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I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
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mbcasey: If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Like that one ..... I'll try it tomorrow nite
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Do you sleep on your stomach?
No.
Can I?
No.
Can I?
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jvaski: Like that one ..... I'll try it tomorrow nite
That one is a hit or miss John...good luck...
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mbcasey: If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Yes 
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I love every bone in your body - especially mine
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sxc666: Yes
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something: I love every bone in your body - especially mine
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something: I love every bone in your body - especially mine
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I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?