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Feb 25, 2009 10:23 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
thewall2: #25.....give me the remote,and I DON'T CARE WHAT ELSE SHE WORKS ON.



This class will work well for ya then...


5. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.Helpline and support groups.



tongue professor laugh
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Feb 25, 2009 10:24 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
hrt4lse
hrt4lsehrt4lseRedding, California USA13 Threads 1,233 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: That will be the final exam...I have to graduate to that level first...wait maybe I better start with a pic tutorial....


lol...Ok...the red & blue ones are safe.
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Feb 25, 2009 10:26 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Ok I'm adding some new evening classes just me:How not to break the egg yolks and burn water and other cooking tips....Special guest appearance by Julia Child... How to not get lost going to the grocery store and which way is North...Special tips on how to read a map and use a compass... Heights and You...You too can climb a ladder and not have to have the Fire Department come and rescue you....Actual ladder climbing and learn to breath techniques.... The beauty of snakes...Getting over your fear of snakes... A free trip to the zoo and rubber snake handling....


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I need all but the snake one!
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Feb 25, 2009 10:26 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
hrt4lse
hrt4lsehrt4lseRedding, California USA13 Threads 1,233 Posts
thewall2: #25.....give me the remote,and I DON'T CARE WHAT ELSE SHE WORKS ON.


Which one do you want? The CD changer? The stereo? the DVD player? The TV? The satellite box? The Vibe? ....lol (be careful which one you ask for)
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Feb 25, 2009 10:27 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
hrt4lse: lol...Ok...the red & blue ones are safe.



Good and the smaller the better...I kinda want to start with shoe-lace size.... wink wave uh oh laugh
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Feb 25, 2009 10:31 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
buzzy
buzzybuzzybiddeford, Maine USA24 Threads 1,492 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Ok...I'm adding one more class...Restaurant choices and etiquette..You too can learn not to be cheap....Guided tours and tutorials available...


Hugz, you are making way too hard for us. We'll never pass, or complete the courses. We are doomed! sigh
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Feb 25, 2009 10:34 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
buzzy
buzzybuzzybiddeford, Maine USA24 Threads 1,492 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Ok I'm adding some new evening classes just me:How not to break the egg yolks and burn water and other cooking tips....Special guest appearance by Julia Child... How to not get lost going to the grocery store and which way is North...Special tips on how to read a map and use a compass... Heights and You...You too can climb a ladder and not have to have the Fire Department come and rescue you....Actual ladder climbing and learn to breath techniques.... The beauty of snakes...Getting over your fear of snakes... A free trip to the zoo and rubber snake handling....


You'll need Rachel Ray. Julia is cooking in heaven now!
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Feb 25, 2009 10:35 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
buzzy: You'll need Rachel Ray. Julia is cooking in heaven now!



See how often I watch cooking shows...no wonder she hasn't showed up to sign her contract yet...Bless her soul....wave wink uh oh angel doh
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Feb 25, 2009 10:35 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
gypsykisses
gypsykissesgypsykissesPort Huron, Michigan USA7 Threads 1 Polls 2,405 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: You're hired....
Hey darlin....



hiya hunnikiss hug
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Feb 25, 2009 10:38 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
gypsykisses: hiya hunni



Heya doll...Good to see ya...wave wink hug kiss hug heart beating
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Feb 25, 2009 10:39 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
gypsykisses
gypsykissesgypsykissesPort Huron, Michigan USA7 Threads 1 Polls 2,405 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Heya doll...Good to see ya...



wave good seeing you too..and everyone elseapplause

Lovely thread btw...thumbs up
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Feb 25, 2009 10:40 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
gypsykisses: good seeing you too..and everyone else

Lovely thread btw...



I needed some laughs...wave wink roll eyes laugh
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Feb 26, 2009 12:33 AM CST New Evening Classes.....
curefan
curefancurefanmount olive, Mississippi USA38 Threads 2 Polls 674 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: I needed some laughs...
shelley do we get our money back if we fail?laugh tongue laugh
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Feb 26, 2009 12:35 AM CST New Evening Classes.....
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
curefan: shelley do we get our money back if we fail?



NOPE...Ya just get to take the class again...and a dunce cap with your diploma....professor roll eyes tongue laugh
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Feb 26, 2009 12:38 AM CST New Evening Classes.....
curefan
curefancurefanmount olive, Mississippi USA38 Threads 2 Polls 674 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: NOPE...Ya just get to take the class again...and a dunce cap with your diploma....
laugh tongue
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Feb 26, 2009 6:18 AM CST New Evening Classes.....
lktolbert
lktolbertlktolbertAtlanta, Georgia USA1 Threads 128 Posts
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Feb 26, 2009 7:25 AM CST New Evening Classes.....
DragonLee
DragonLeeDragonLeepleasantville, New Jersey USA32 Threads 399 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: New Evening Classes for Men:

Evening classes for men. Starting this month!

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each. 1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation.
2. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table discussion.
3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
5. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.Helpline and support groups.
6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.
7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.Graphics and audio tape.
8. Real men ask for directions when lost.Real-life testimonials.
9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.
10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.Online class and role playing.
11. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

New Evening Classes for Women:

Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Househod Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before peaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking (hahahahahahaha)
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
great thread hugz wish i could go into more about it i`m off to work keep um coming cheers laugh thumbs up
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Feb 26, 2009 2:25 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
DragonLee: great thread hugz wish i could go into more about it i`m off to work keep um coming


Hope you'll be back for the classes at least...Good to see ya...don't work to hard....wave wink hug kiss hug heart beating grin
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Feb 26, 2009 2:31 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: New Evening Classes for Men:

Evening classes for men. Starting this month!

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each. 1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation.
2. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table discussion.
3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
5. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.Helpline and support groups.
6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.
7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.Graphics and audio tape.
8. Real men ask for directions when lost.Real-life testimonials.
9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.
10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.Online class and role playing.
11. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

New Evening Classes for Women:

Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Househod Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before peaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking (hahahahahahaha)
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only


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Feb 26, 2009 2:49 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Where do I enroll?
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