Cafe la Risque (Risky's coffee shop and chill-out pad) (342)
Ok wheres the free piss. 
what an awesome place!!...maybe you could organise a few busker's too...ohh, and is it animal friendly?
That muffin...DELICIOUS!!
morebloodyrisks: As there is currently not a drinking establishment in the forums, I have opened a place where we call all come and sit and chill,
We have a fine range of local and imported coffees and teas, home baked scones, cakes and other yummy treats.
The shelves are lined with books and even a few women's magazines are scattered around on the coffee tables.
The are loads of big comfy seats and a few quiet romantic nooks out the back.
There is a creche for the kids which is fully staffed so you can dump the ruggies and chill out for as long as you want.
So come on everyone pop in for a coffee or tea and a good old fashioned natter.
Opening specials on for the next few days, free muffin with every coffee or tea...
We have a fine range of local and imported coffees and teas, home baked scones, cakes and other yummy treats.
The shelves are lined with books and even a few women's magazines are scattered around on the coffee tables.
The are loads of big comfy seats and a few quiet romantic nooks out the back.
There is a creche for the kids which is fully staffed so you can dump the ruggies and chill out for as long as you want.
So come on everyone pop in for a coffee or tea and a good old fashioned natter.
Opening specials on for the next few days, free muffin with every coffee or tea...
That muffin...DELICIOUS!!
It's a time 'away from free piss' place BJSSS!!...Unless you can somehow sneak it in 
bjsss: Ok wheres the free piss.
angelmarz: It's a time 'away from free piss' place BJSSS!!...Unless you can somehow sneak it in
yes there is a shaded pet area out the back garden with water bowls and big comfy beds and lots of things for naughty doggies to chew on
BJ, we don't have a liquor licence yet but if we get enough regular patronage, it is planned to apply for one...
In the mean time just bring you piss in a brown paper bag like you normally do!
morebloodyrisks: yes there is a shaded pet area out the back garden with water bowls and big comfy beds and lots of things for naughty doggies to chew on
BJ, we don't have a liquor licence yet but if we get enough regular patronage, it is planned to apply for one...
In the mean time just bring you piss in a brown paper bag like you normally do!
BJ, we don't have a liquor licence yet but if we get enough regular patronage, it is planned to apply for one...
In the mean time just bring you piss in a brown paper bag like you normally do!
PISSA
OMG! BJ!! This place is cool!! sooo....who are the security? Just in case, ohh, you know, stalker's may want to venture?
morebloodyrisks: yes there is a shaded pet area out the back garden with water bowls and big comfy beds and lots of things for naughty doggies to chew on
BJ, we don't have a liquor licence yet but if we get enough regular patronage, it is planned to apply for one...
In the mean time just bring you piss in a brown paper bag like you normally do!
BJ, we don't have a liquor licence yet but if we get enough regular patronage, it is planned to apply for one...
In the mean time just bring you piss in a brown paper bag like you normally do!
A little coffee song to set the mood
Arrogant worms - the coffee song
Arrogant worms - the coffee song
angelmarz: you can do it!! you know you can!!
OK I will approach the owner about buying it.... and do stables..
I will make sure they dont bring that pool table over though.. it has a load of missing balls still (RALF!!!) and their are stains on it that can only be described as indescribable
A muffin shop now 
You get 1000 posts then im opening a new bar !!!
In the meantime ill have a caremel latte with a choc choip muffin by the french doors , oh and be a darl and pass me a who weekly
In the meantime ill have a caremel latte with a choc choip muffin by the french doors , oh and be a darl and pass me a who weekly
tarnsnz: A muffin shop now
yeah we promise a new muffin top with every muffin or cake...
Oooh free muffins?? Can't resist a freshly baked muffin and a good deal as well. 
Make mine a choc chip and a skinny latte-I've left my chromium tablets at home, that's why I can't resist your scrumptious muffins MBR
Make mine a choc chip and a skinny latte-I've left my chromium tablets at home, that's why I can't resist your scrumptious muffins MBR
wgaBloke: Can i have a flat white nth Italian blend in a mug and 2x toasted ham & cheese sanga's.
Wheres the Gent's room....i need a pee so bad i can taste it
Wheres the Gent's room....i need a pee so bad i can taste it
down the stairs to the left.. first door... be careful though the steps are slippery after BJ dribbled his piss down them...
Newlife08: Oooh free muffins?? Can't resist a freshly baked muffin and a good deal as well.
Make mine a choc chip and a skinny latte-I've left my chromium tablets at home, that's why I can't resist your scrumptious muffins MBR
Make mine a choc chip and a skinny latte-I've left my chromium tablets at home, that's why I can't resist your scrumptious muffins MBR
one double choc, extra cream, sugar on top, muffin and a skinny latte for you NewLife
morebloodyrisks: down the stairs to the left.. first door... be careful though the steps are slippery after BJ dribbled his piss down them...
You idiot.
morebloodyrisks: yeah we promise a new muffin top with every muffin or cake...
well i want a black coffee and one stud muffin pleasehellosailor: well i want a black coffee and one stud muffin please
Woohooo One coffee and I am happy to deliver it... order complete
kizzy27: You get 1000 posts then im opening a new bar !!!
In the meantime ill have a caremel latte with a choc choip muffin by the french doors , oh and be a darl and pass me a who weekly
In the meantime ill have a caremel latte with a choc choip muffin by the french doors , oh and be a darl and pass me a who weekly
as long as i been on CS there has been a kizzy's bar 
you cannot stop now 
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We have a fine range of local and imported coffees and teas, home baked scones, cakes and other yummy treats.
The shelves are lined with books and even a few women's magazines are scattered around on the coffee tables.
The are loads of big comfy seats and a few quiet romantic nooks out the back.
There is a creche for the kids which is fully staffed so you can dump the ruggies and chill out for as long as you want.
So come on everyone pop in for a coffee or tea and a good old fashioned natter.
Opening specials on for the next few days, free muffin with every coffee or tea...