Where are the REAL MEN?????

Where are all the REAL MEN???
I swear I cant find one!
Are they all jerks????.......YES
Do they all BARK?????........YES

If so then I dont want one!
They call us ho's and bitche's,
So I guess my new term for men is......
THEY'RE ALL DOGS!!!
SOME JUST HAVE LOUDER BARKS THAN OTHERS!!

Keep on barkin guys!!!
Show me how loud that BARK is!!!
Give me a woof woof!!! Or a Bow wow wow!!
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Posted: Jan 2011
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Macduff5
Boy are you a stirrer...what sort of men do you hang out with?
Growl...growl very mad grin
BellaTheRebel48
"Where are the REAL MEN????"

Some would say that is the $64,000 question.laugh

Now, let me slide on out of here before I get banged up!uh oh
thesunandthesea
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
ng970
Have you read the book Women are from Venus and Men are from Mars or is it pluto.....lol....All I know,is that I haven't found one to bark about....lol....all though I did have one that made me howl.......ha ha

good humorous write...loved it...

ng970
rozaroz
be sure that The real women/men.. will find the real women/man in real time.wine
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