You'll Freak when you
see this filthy beast,
Just look at all these
mangled teeth,
And my face you'd say
is a dripping mess,
But on my planet I'm
truly blessed,
When I was born they
threw a mighty feast,
To celebrate their
gruesome beast,
They served it two times
dead dipped on a stick,
Then slung it in my face
like a bucket of spit,
I grew and grew til I
was belched from my nest,
Then left to rot until
I looked my best,
I mated with something
I scraped off a rock,
Now the eggs are hatching
in our beastly flock,
Your planet was ripe
for colonization,
Just begging for a
mass invasion,
So, I gathered my brood
of hungry Crunchers,
Hundreds and hundreds
of Mangling Munchers,
We hitched a ride on
a speeding comet,
And slammed the earth
like a ball of vomit,
Now we're licking our
chops in anticapation,
So happy to announce
your extermination,
Like we're soooo gonna
trash your habitation,
Cause an Alien Skillet..
is your Destination~

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