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for security purposes.

Press #1 if you are looking
for a CS male date and would
like to listen to an audio of
their delusional ramblings.

Press #2 if your last CS
male date was either
captured running naked
through the woods or
sentenced to death
by gas chamber

Press #3 if the last date
we sent you was no more
romantic than the chewing
gum you pulled out of
your hair brush

Press #4 if you believe that
our selection of male dates
would be much happier
swinging in a Bamboo cage
in some undisclosed
jungle

Press #5 if you've wondered
why you didn't press
#1 through #4 earlier

Press #6 if you feel you feel you'll
go nuts if you have to press
one more number

Please stay on the line and
one of our representives
will assist you shortly..

Until then you can enjoy
two hours of our finest
elevator music

Thank you for waiting and
have a nice day.