I stand at the entrance to the ballroom floor like a stallion set for battle.. My hair has five pounds of tonic which shines like a glob of oily slop.. My shoes are shined to a blazing glow.. My jeans are so tight that civil law forbids such apparrel in public.. I smoke a cigar of exotic sent.. James Bond has been hired to carry my Mc Donalds gift certificates and wait in the car.. My car drives at speeds only known by high ranking government officials.. I gaze at the female flock attending the dance.. All of them pant for my touch.. When I gaze at any one of them with my cave dwelling eyes they have no choice but to faint or commit sucicide.. Fortunately all faint.. But then it happens..I venture towards a female who has strayed from the herd.. She is easy prey.. With my bottom lip plucking at my wine glass and my teasing tongue dripping love saliva..I ask her to dance.. She has no choice..she must swoon or die.. I snatch her by the waist and begin to whirl her around the room like a two dollar carnival ride.. She is dizzy with the knowledge that she is dancing with this man beast.. I breathe a sexy word into her ear and she must either summit or end up in a mental institution.. All summit.. All other males are confronted with the fact that they must either leave the dance or spend the rest of their lives wandering up and down the interstate highway.. Most choose the highway.. Yet the dance carries long into the night and as you might have guessed..all the women were mine.. I leave the dance with a bus load of women.. and we end up partying on the dark side of the moon.. There can be only one logical explanation for this state of affairs.. These women have met..The Lady Killer!
cradlemyheartsydney, New South Wales AustraliaJan 11, 2012
Yes !!!! Absolutetly and comletely out of your mind but isnt it FUN!!!Love it. Go get umCafe2
cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USAJan 12, 2012
Ty cradlemy heart** Oh thanks dear..I just needed a second opinion. Could you write a note to my doctor?
niah9Auckland, New ZealandJan 12, 2012
WELL Cafe....when I did my degree, I read some novels by Stephen King, and Durma Key, had several out of body sequences. Like that novel which I couln't put down, I had to read to the end of your poem....sofrom all ladies.............grrrrrrrrrr To The Lady Killer..... Kathy
cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USAJan 12, 2012
TY niah** I think I'll hook up with Stephen King and make the big movie..
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To The Lady Killer..... Kathy