E-Motions

Could be a block
of wood
Or a brick in
the wall
Perhaps I'd be just
one more link in a
cold endless chain
of steel but for these
E-Motions
These feel-Lings I
have for you..
'Just some thang I'm
going through, you say.'
It will pass cause they're
just E-Motions..
E-Motions are mind snatchers
that are spawned in a
butterfly feel-Ling factory..
These little winged elves
work tirelessly creating a
burst of colours that are
beamed throughout the
universe..
Mind bubbles are ordinarily
a shield against incoming
E-Motions that threaten to
overpower our senses, a
natural defense protecting
us against the crying towel..
But the almighty E-Motions
can overtake and pop a mind-
bubble if reason gets a little
mushy..
And once the dreaded E-Motions
break through..Watch out!
We will become a slop house
of sniveling snails slithering
slowly
And slow snails always slither
when they snivel unless you try
to be different and slither like
a lily liver..
But be of good cheer! There is
hope!
For $29.95 I'll send you a bottle
of Slitherless Slop!
It's an anti-butterfly immunological
crying towel vacine..
Just two teaspoons of our highly
potent tear duct glue and you'll
be to stuck to cry about it~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Posted: Apr 2012
About this poem:
This is the orgin of E-Motions as told to me by
some guy standing at a bus stop. lol..

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Comments (14)

cafetwo2010
Ty Lucy' I see the lil' elves even without the 'Slop!' Ok..I'm on my way to the doctor..again.help kiss
Ladybee42
I see, did you pay by credit card or check? roll eyes
but wait! there's more! laugh

thumbs up purple heart purple heart
windyweatherly
My. Oh my My dear Jim how are you I am happy to let you know I MIGHT just be around a little longer anf just so insanely in love

Take care

Phyllis
cafetwo2010
Ty Ladybee' WE accept credit cards, gold bars(lots of'em), and 79 day old coffee.grin teddybear
cafetwo2010
TY Windy' Hope you're around even when 'around' is no longer around..confused heart wings
Maxeen_1
Hiya Cafe: nice to see ya.. I luved this its such a clever write and so funny :) hey your not alone..( Im just another brick in the wall.)) but hey its not all bad ...we all need the "bricks" in life...
Hugs buddy love ur humor grin teddybear gift
windyweatherly
I sure hope so my dearest Jim

Thanks for all your prayers

love

phyllis
cafetwo2010
Ty Maxeen' We're having a Brick Party at 7:00pm.grin All the knights are Brickling with glee..cool heart beating
Ahyra
Thank you for that smile cafe2, nice to read teddybear
cafetwo2010
TY Ahrya' The first smile is free dear..Two smiles and we might be running into some big bucks..grin grin kiss
CloudySky
laugh Thanks for the laughs and smiles grin I'll take a risk at the charge and send a second smile grin Enjoyed the poem my friend. hug
deeprootlove1
i enjoy read,that was funny and express ur sweet personality,thanks for share
cafetwo2010
Ty Deeproot' Most kind of you my friend..grin thumbs up
cafetwo2010
I don't like to comment on my own poems, but OMG! Did
I actually write this? Lol.
Cafe
peace
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