I've been hi-jacked.. My mind invaded.. Assaulted by an outside force Have suctioned cupped aliens from Mars rented out my brain? I suspect this is true. I hear voices in the night taunting me that an invasion is imminent I've been given an ultimatum: A humanoid is to be crossbred with the Mars pagent queen (Suction cup Betty),and a whole new race of suctionoids are to florish throughout the universe. My choice was simple the voice warned: 'Either be betrothed to Suction cup Betty, or face the extinction of the human race..' What shall I do? I pose this question to my poet friends: Shall I take this fateful trip to Mars and spawn a new race of suctionoids(with Betty who is also known as the methane momma),or shall we just go ahead and and lazer zap the whole bunch of these Martian crazies? I humbly await your reply~
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Posted: Aug 2012
About this poem:
Ok, I've watched The War of the Worlds reruns five times this week..lol
Sheesh dude! sounds like you need a road/space trip - go man go, just make sure you get her to sign a prenuptial in your favour, take out a good life insurance policy, (make me the bebeficiary ) Bring some stamps for pre-signed post cards to us all and viola you're all set.
No I've no idea who 'methane momma' is and I never got an email from her regarding a 'cool retirement plan' honest
(maybe just don't start on the pinot noire until after 8pm that helps - sometimes )
Happy Sunday Cafe thanks for the laugh!
Odette67Penrith, Cumbria, England UKAug 19, 2012
I pose this question to my poet friends: Shall I take this fateful trip to Mars and spawn a new race of suctionoids(with Betty who is also known as the methane momma),or shall we just go ahead and and lazer zap the whole bunch of these Martian crazies? I humbly await your reply~
Oh!!! C'mon...No time to waste...I'm a sore tired of waiting for yer...Stop ya dithering man...Other men wait in line for me...But you are my first choice...Well! My middle name is Elizabeth ( Betty ) Ahhhhhhhhh
Ok I have given this some thought scary huh I also do not know methane momma? But I have an answer for you about Betty. I think she should come here and you betroth here. Here in the united states they say the name betty is becoming extinct. So much so they have a club for women and I guess men (though I know no men by that name) named betty. If you betroth here you can become members of this exclusive club And if you multiply and name all betty then you will save the name from certain death! You sir will be my hero because I love the name Betty it was my mothers
I see make peace with the little green wigglies.....i hear that martian ray gun is very bad....so don't go galactic/ballistic on us please...it's not your style...!!!
cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USAAug 20, 2012
You guys/gals are off the hook..but I knew this from the start. I think I'm gonna bring Betty back to the castle with our whole litter of suctionoids. We'll be chasing bony green fingered little mutants all over the castle grounds. I'll need volunteers to stand for godfather and godmother.
CelticPoet12Prescott, Arizona USAAug 21, 2012
OMG, this is the first poem I opened this morning and I have to say, it's really hard to stop laughing. What GREAT answers all of you gave. I have all sorts of images in my head that I'm sure will sustain me the whole day through. CAFE, you really went OUT THERE this time, but the replies were worth it. Have a good one. I've missed chatting with you and want to know how things are at the castle? I have been detained of late, but I shall happen by PC on CS as often as I can. Thanks to you all for making me laugh this morning. I've needed some of that. WhaHOO!~
jeddah12singapore, Central Singapore SingaporeAug 21, 2012
wonderful and FUN'tastic poem we have in here sir jim i lost my touch on councelling reading this,, thanks for the laugh
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(make me the bebeficiary )
Bring some stamps for pre-signed post cards to us all and viola you're all set.
No I've no idea who 'methane momma' is and I never got an email from her regarding a 'cool retirement plan' honest
(maybe just don't start on the pinot noire until after 8pm that helps - sometimes )
Happy Sunday Cafe thanks for the laugh!
poet friends:
Shall I take this fateful
trip to Mars and spawn a
new race of suctionoids(with
Betty who is also known as the
methane momma),or shall we
just go ahead and and lazer zap
the whole bunch of these Martian
crazies?
I humbly await your reply~
Oh!!! C'mon...No time to waste...I'm a sore tired of waiting for yer...Stop ya dithering man...Other men wait in line for me...But you are my first choice...Well! My middle name is Elizabeth ( Betty ) Ahhhhhhhhh
fingered little mutants all over the castle grounds. I'll need volunteers to stand for godfather and godmother.
Here's a coffee Cafe..:
I'd say go sacrifice your fine self for the good of Poets Corner and get yourself betrothed to " Suction cup Betty" go forth and be blessed!
I'll sit here and wait for the next chapter..good fun!