CS Poet's: I need advice

I've been hi-jacked..
My mind invaded..
Assaulted by an outside
force
Have suctioned cupped
aliens from Mars rented
out my brain?
I suspect this is true.
I hear voices in the night
taunting me that an invasion
is imminent
I've been given an ultimatum:
A humanoid is to be crossbred
with the Mars pagent queen
(Suction cup Betty),and a whole
new race of suctionoids are
to florish throughout the
universe.
My choice was simple the voice
warned:
'Either be betrothed to Suction
cup Betty, or face the extinction
of the human race..'
What shall I do?
I pose this question to my
poet friends:
Shall I take this fateful
trip to Mars and spawn a
new race of suctionoids(with
Betty who is also known as the
methane momma),or shall we
just go ahead and and lazer zap
the whole bunch of these Martian
crazies?
I humbly await your reply~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Posted: Aug 2012
About this poem:
Ok, I've watched The War of the Worlds reruns five times this week..lol

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Ladybee42
Sheesh dude! sounds like you need a road/space trip - go man go, just make sure you get her to sign a prenuptial in your favour, take out a good life insurance policy,
(make me the bebeficiary uh oh)
Bring some stamps for pre-signed post cards to us all and viola you're all set.

No I've no idea who 'methane momma' is and I never got an email from her regarding a 'cool retirement plan' grin honest innocent


thumbs up (maybe just don't start on the pinot noire until after 8pm that helps - sometimes laugh )

Happy Sunday Cafe thanks for the laugh! thumbs up purple heart laugh transport
Odette67
I pose this question to my
poet friends:
Shall I take this fateful
trip to Mars and spawn a
new race of suctionoids(with
Betty who is also known as the
methane momma),or shall we
just go ahead and and lazer zap
the whole bunch of these Martian
crazies?
I humbly await your reply~

Oh!!! C'mon...No time to waste...I'm a sore tired of waiting for yer...Stop ya dithering man...Other men wait in line for me...But you are my first choice...Well! My middle name is Elizabeth ( Betty ) heart1 heart beating purple heart lips teddybear Ahhhhhhhhh
Happygolucky4u
Ok I have given this some thought idea scary huh laugh I also do not know methane momma? But I have an answer for you about Betty. I think she should come here and you betroth here. Here in the united states they say the name betty is becoming extinct. So much so they have a club for women and I guess men (though I know no men by that name) named betty. If you betroth here you can become members of this exclusive club thumbs up And if you multiply and name all betty then you will save the name from certain death! You sir will be my hero because I love the name Betty it was my mothers bowing
Yankee4you
I see make peace with the little green wigglies.....i hear that martian ray gun is very bad....so don't go galactic/ballistic on us please...it's not your style...!!!innocent cool
cafetwo2010
You guys/gals are off the hook..but I knew this from the start.grin I think I'm gonna bring Betty back to the castle with our whole litter of suctionoids. We'll be chasing bony green
fingered little mutants all over the castle grounds. I'll need volunteers to stand for godfather and godmother.help grin dunno
CelticPoet12
OMG, this is the first poem I opened this morning and I have to say, it's really hard to stop laughing. What GREAT answers all of you gave. I have all sorts of images in my head that I'm sure will sustain me the whole day through. CAFE, you really went OUT THERE this time, but the replies were worth it. Have a good one. I've missed chatting with you and want to know how things are at the castle? I have been detained of late, but I shall happen by PC on CS as often as I can. Thanks to you all for making me laugh this morning. I've needed some of that. WhaHOO!~applause
jeddah12
laugh laugh wonderful and FUN'tastic poem we have in here sir jimlaugh i lost my touch on councelling reading this,,laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thanks for the laugh grin doh teddybear
madtat29
Does she got a sister? I'm down..lol..good read and a good laugh care..
LadyMorgana60
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh laugh So funny!
Here's a coffee Cafe..: coffee coffee coffee

I'd say go sacrifice your fine self for the good of Poets Corner and get yourself betrothed to " Suction cup Betty" go forth and be blessed!

I'll sit here and wait for the next chapter..good fun! popcorn grin
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